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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Clive on April 24, 2006, 20:19

Title: What do retired people do?
Post by: Clive on April 24, 2006, 20:19

Well for example, the other day I went into town and went into a shop. I
was only in there for about 5 minutes, when I came out there was a cop
writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, "Come on man,
how about giving a senior citizen a break?"

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

I called him a turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket
for having worn tyres.

So I called him a s**thead. He finished the second ticket and put it on
the windshield with the first.

Then he started writing a third ticket.

This went on for about 20 minutes.

The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn't care. I came into town by bus. I try to have a
little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important at my age.

Title: What do retired people do?
Post by: Simon on April 24, 2006, 23:31

A new occupation for the coming years, Clive!  :twisted: