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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Rodders on April 26, 2006, 10:53

Title: That's easy for you to say!
Post by: Rodders on April 26, 2006, 10:53

Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk:-

a)  Innovative
b)  Preliminary
c)  Proliferation
d)  Cinnamon



Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk:-

a)  Specificity
b)  British Constitution
c)  Passive-aggressive disorder
d)  Transubstantiate



Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk:-

a)  Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
b)  Nope, no more booze for me.
c)  Sorry, but you're not really my type.
d)  No kebab for me, thank you.
e)  Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
f)  I'm not interested in fighting you.
g)  Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
h)  Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance.  I have no co-ordination and I'd hate to look like a funny person.
i)  Where is the nearest toilet?  I refuse to vomit in the street.
j)  I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.
  

Title: Thanks.
Post by: Mac on April 26, 2006, 12:50

Thanks for pointing that out Rodders. I'll just order a total ban on alchohol production.

Title: That's easy for you to say!
Post by: Mac on April 26, 2006, 12:51

Thanks, but only if you promise not to snore, works quite well.

Or the innocent, "I'm not feeling sleepy thank you."

Title: Re: Thanks.
Post by: Rodders on April 26, 2006, 23:44

Quote from: "Mac"

Thanks for pointing that out Rodders. I'll just order a total ban on alchohol production.

Wow!  So you really are James Bond and not Jimmy No-mates after all.

Title: Love the Avatar
Post by: Mac on April 27, 2006, 09:17

James Bond is an Actor Rodders. The British Army was the - REAL - thing.

Title: That's easy for you to say!
Post by: Mac on April 27, 2006, 10:03

James Bond was also played by - several - actors, whereas I am myself.

Title: That's easy for you to say!
Post by: sam on April 27, 2006, 10:11

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James Bond was also played by - several - actors, whereas I am myself.

Are you sure, how can you be yourself when all you are is dust?

Title: That's easy for you to say!
Post by: Mac on April 27, 2006, 10:17

Here's a nice Avatar for you...

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Title: That's easy for you to say!
Post by: Mac on April 27, 2006, 10:18

Quote from: "sam"

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James Bond was also played by - several - actors, whereas I am myself.

Are you sure, how can you be yourself when all you are is dust?

Sand.

Title: PMs
Post by: Mac on April 27, 2006, 10:36

Quote from: "Rodders"

Quote from: "Mac"

Thanks for pointing that out Rodders. I'll just order a total ban on alchohol production.

Wow!  So you really are James Bond and not Jimmy No-mates after all.

Loners don't have mates Rod.

Two PM's for you.

Title: Re: PMs
Post by: Rodders on April 27, 2006, 12:08

Quote from: "Mac"

Two PM's for you.

I was meant to read them first?  *Gulp!*