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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Serenity on September 01, 2006, 09:33

Title: Girls Night Out
Post by: Serenity on September 01, 2006, 09:33
The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls."

I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!

Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.

Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in
the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.

Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed
another 9 times.

I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted
solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even
when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos total 12 cuckoos
MIDNIGHT!)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told
 him "Midnight." He didn't seem p**sed off at all. Whew! Got away with
that one!

Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why?

He said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said,
"Oh s**t," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed
another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the
coffee table and farted."   :whistle:
Title: Girls Night Out
Post by: Clive on September 01, 2006, 10:23
:heehee:
Title: Girls Night Out
Post by: mistybear on September 01, 2006, 13:15
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