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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Clive on October 23, 2006, 14:14

Title: Ponderings. . .
Post by: Clive on October 23, 2006, 14:14

I dialed a number and got the following recording: "I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the beep. If I do not return your call, you are one of the changes."

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Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.

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The irony of life is that, by the time you're old enough to know your way around, you're not going anywhere.

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God made man before woman so as to give him time to think of an answer for her first question.

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I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one.

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Every morning is the dawn of a new error.

Title: Ponderings. . .
Post by: mistybear on October 24, 2006, 11:59

I really like the first one. :laugh: