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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: mistybear on December 13, 2006, 12:13

Title: Good old aussie humour.
Post by: mistybear on December 13, 2006, 12:13

good old aussie humour

Telephone conversation goes;
Hello, is this the police?

Yes it is. How can we help you?"

"I'm calling to report about my neighbour, Wazza. He's hiding
cocaine inside his firewood!"

"Thank you very much for the call."

The next day, police officers descend on Wazza's house in great
numbers. They search the house and then go out to the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of firewood but they find no cocaine. They swear at Wazza and leave.

The phone rings at Wazza's house.
"Hey, Wazz. Did the cops come?"

"Yeah!"

"Did they chop up your firewood?"

"Yep."

"Happy Birthday",

"maaaaate!!!!"

Title: Re: Good old aussie humour.
Post by: Clive on December 13, 2006, 15:32

Nothing you can teach me about Aussie humour MB.  I used to watch Neighbours when Holly Valance starred in it.   Merely for research purposes you understand.... o:)