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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Camstop on January 02, 2007, 11:52

Title: Billy
Post by: Camstop on January 02, 2007, 11:52: Billy was at school this morning in the outback and the teacher
asked all
the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical
answers
Came fireman, policeman, salesman, chippy, captain of industry
etc, but
Billy was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher
asked him
about his father.

"My father is an exotic dancer in a *** club and takes off all
his clothes
in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good,
he'll go out
with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them
sleep with him."

The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took
little Billy
aside to ask him if that was really true.

"No" said Billy, "He plays cricket for England but I was just too
embarrassed to say."

>:-) :hny:
Title: Re: Billy
Post by: Clive on January 02, 2007, 15:05: Quite understandable.
Title: Re: Billy
Post by: mistybear on January 04, 2007, 12:43: :lol: I'm watching the days highlights at the moment, well highlights for me anyway. ;D
Title: Re: Billy
Post by: sam on January 04, 2007, 13:10: f***ing aussies... >:(
Title: Re: Billy
Post by: mistybear on January 04, 2007, 13:13: oi.....
Title: Re: Billy
Post by: sam on January 04, 2007, 13:45: its ok I have f***ing aussie relatives... they get me enough on this matter! lol
Title: Re: Billy
Post by: mistybear on January 04, 2007, 13:53: We're not allowed to say f***ing pommies as it's considered a "racial slur". You poor babies are a little sensitive. ;) ;D
Title: Re: Billy
Post by: Clive on January 04, 2007, 14:14: :haha: Political correctness gone mad again!
Title: Re: Billy
Post by: sam on January 04, 2007, 17:22: indeed
Title: Re: Billy
Post by: Simon on January 04, 2007, 20:38: I think PC Pals should be declared a non-PC zone! Err... :nerd:
Title: Re: Billy
Post by: mistybear on January 04, 2007, 23:39: I don't have a problem being politically incorrect. ;D
Title: Re: Billy
Post by: Sandra on January 05, 2007, 00:57: Unless things have changed in the last few years you dont seem to have any problems with the newsreaders on TV talking about the Aussies beating the Pakis.
Theyd get lynched if they said that on our TV ::)
Title: Re: Billy
Post by: mistybear on January 05, 2007, 01:46: Well you would get lynched here if you called aboriginals "abo's".
Title: Re: Billy
Post by: Sandra on January 05, 2007, 01:53: Thats what amazed me MB.

I was telling my brothers mother in law that wed seen some Abos playing their didgeridos and she said "You shouldnt say that you have to call them Aboriginals".

A few minutes later while watching the news the newsreader said "The Aussies beat the Pakis earlier today" ::)
Title: Re: Billy
Post by: mistybear on January 05, 2007, 02:25: Cultural sensitivities in different countries.
I thought that african american was politically correct until Whoopi Goldberg came out and said she hates it as she isn't african, she's american.
Title: Re: Billy
Post by: Clive on January 05, 2007, 09:06: WE WOZ ROBBED!
Title: Re: Billy
Post by: mistybear on January 05, 2007, 10:20: I'm sure you'll do much better in the one day series. (she says chuckling to herself) ;D

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Title: Re: Billy
Post by: sam on January 05, 2007, 16:47: thats a big joke, test matches are what we are supposidely good at... lol
Title: Re: Billy
Post by: Simon on January 05, 2007, 19:59: I can't think of one team sport that we are actually good at!
Title: Re: Billy
Post by: sam on January 05, 2007, 21:42: ummm... i would say that our football league is great but then again we just attract the best players in the world to play here, not a bad thing but not really great as just english players... oh well.
Title: Re: Billy
Post by: Simon on January 05, 2007, 22:07: I suppose I was thinking more in terms of playing against other countries, and perhaps it was a little unfair, as we have won the Rugby and Cricket in recent years. As I have said before, I do think the amount that we pay our footballers is obscene, given that they never win anything on the World or European stages.
Title: Re: Billy
Post by: sam on January 05, 2007, 22:56: well our national team doesnt but our club teams are rather successful... and they do have a number of english players!
Title: Re: Billy
Post by: Simon on January 06, 2007, 00:03: I'll get me coat... :scoot:
Title: Re: Billy
Post by: Rodders on January 06, 2007, 00:34: I'll get yer coat too, Simon. We should have stuck to playing Rounders. :(
Title: Re: Billy
Post by: mistybear on January 06, 2007, 09:05: Quote from: sam on January 05, 2007, 22:56
... and they do have a number of english players!

They probably require a certain amount of english players so they can still claim that they are indeed english teams. ;)
Title: Re: Billy
Post by: sam on January 06, 2007, 09:16: well they need to have some many in their squad for european competition.. but dont need to play them...
Title: Re: Billy
Post by: davy51 on January 06, 2007, 14:18: Quote from: mistybear on January 05, 2007, 02:25
Cultural sensitivities in different countries.
I thought that african american was politically correct until Whoopi Goldberg came out and said she hates it as she isn't african, she's american.

African American is the correct term

some here are getting tired of the races calling themselves their [racial nationality] american even though their familys have been born in this country for generations.So a lot now show their american pride by just calling themselves american which is what they are