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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Clive on February 05, 2007, 12:51
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1. Cats do what they want, when they want.
2. They rarely listen to you.
3. They're totally unpredictable.
4. They whine when they are not happy.
5. When you want to play they want to be left alone.
6. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
7. They expect you to cater to their every whim.
8. They're moody.
9. They leave their hair everywhere.
10. They drive you nuts.
Conclusion: Cats are small women in fur coats.
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Yeah, and this is a problem, how?
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:shuddup:
Maybe you prefer these MB:
Dogs
1) they are lazy
2) they are predictable
3) they don't smell that great, and they don't care
4) they find comfort in acting dumb
5) they have very little, if any, shame
Conclusion: Dogs are little men who don't shave.
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I think you can refine your conclusion about dogs, Clive:
Conclusion: Dogs are little morris dancers.
:D
Gill
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Sounds about right Clive. ;D
What are morris dancers, I read a book a few years back that was set in england, and at a county fair there were morris dancers. Always wondered what they were, so Gill or Clive could please enlighten me. :dunno:
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Here you go, MB >> (https://www.pc-pals.com/smf/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.avfu59.dsl.pipex.com%2Fsmileys%2Fclickme.gif&hash=349fb6931b4a09fd1f216b2640e8183ea9f4e349) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morris_dance)
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Thanks Simon, but why would morris dancers in particular be singled out. Don't tell me that Clive is a closet morris dancer. :o
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Clive's closet is way too scary to talk about on here, MB! ;D
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OK, I'll just use my imagination then. ;) ;D
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Morris dancing is way too dangerous for me MB! Whilst the Wiki write up is good you really need to see a video to appreciate how clever and amusing they are. I'll stick to my ballroom dancing!