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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Clive on February 05, 2007, 12:51

Title: Cats
Post by: Clive on February 05, 2007, 12:51
1. Cats do what they want, when they want.

2. They rarely listen to you.

3. They're totally unpredictable.

4. They whine when they are not happy.

5. When you want to play they want to be left alone.

6. When you want to be alone, they want to play.

7. They expect you to cater to their every whim.

8. They're moody.

9. They leave their hair everywhere.

10. They drive you nuts.

Conclusion: Cats are small women in fur coats.

Title: Re: Cats
Post by: mistybear on February 05, 2007, 13:58
Yeah, and this is a problem, how?
Title: Re: Cats
Post by: Clive on February 05, 2007, 15:19
 :shuddup:

Maybe you prefer these MB:

Dogs

1) they are lazy

2) they are predictable

3) they don't smell that great, and they don't care

4) they find comfort in acting dumb

5) they have very little, if any, shame


Conclusion: Dogs are little men who don't shave.
Title: Re: Cats
Post by: GillE on February 05, 2007, 19:46
I think you can refine your conclusion about dogs, Clive:

   Conclusion: Dogs are little morris dancers.

:D

Gill
Title: Re: Cats
Post by: mistybear on February 06, 2007, 08:56
Sounds about right Clive. ;D

What are morris dancers, I read a book a few years back that was set in england, and at a county fair there were morris dancers. Always wondered what they were, so Gill or Clive could please enlighten me.  :dunno:
Title: Re: Cats
Post by: Simon on February 06, 2007, 09:31
Here you go, MB >> (https://www.pc-pals.com/smf/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.avfu59.dsl.pipex.com%2Fsmileys%2Fclickme.gif&hash=349fb6931b4a09fd1f216b2640e8183ea9f4e349) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morris_dance)
Title: Re: Cats
Post by: mistybear on February 06, 2007, 10:17
Thanks Simon, but why would morris dancers in particular be singled out. Don't tell me that Clive is a closet morris dancer. :o
Title: Re: Cats
Post by: Simon on February 06, 2007, 12:04
Clive's closet is way too scary to talk about on here, MB!  ;D
Title: Re: Cats
Post by: mistybear on February 06, 2007, 12:06
OK, I'll just use my imagination then. ;) ;D
Title: Re: Cats
Post by: Clive on February 06, 2007, 12:12
Morris dancing is way too dangerous for me MB!  Whilst the Wiki write up is good you really need to see a video to appreciate how clever and amusing they are.  I'll stick to my ballroom dancing!