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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Clive on February 27, 2007, 16:18
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1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
3. No one expects you to run--anywhere.
4. People call at 9 PM and ask, "Did I wake you ? "
5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
7. Things you buy now won't wear out.
8. You can eat dinner at 4 p.m.
9. You can live without sex but not your glasses.
10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.
13. You sing along with elevator music.
14. Your eyes won't get much worse.
15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.
17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
18. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.
19. You can't remember who sent you this list.
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20. You forgot number 20.
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Just where in the terms and conditions of the post does it say there has to be a number 20? You may have anticipated there being a number 20 but there isn't one. There are in fact Nininini Nineteen, 19, Ni-nineteen 19 19,19,19,19 Ninininininininininin 19 nininininninin 19
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:pmsl:
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im with Simon we need a 20 :peepsofa: :boogie: i know Clive :dreamon:
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:lol: Something to look forward to, but I really can't get by without my glasses, I'm sick of getting a shock at the price of something when I get to the checkout just because I can't make out the price.