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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Serenity on May 05, 2007, 11:53

Title: One Liners
Post by: Serenity on May 05, 2007, 11:53
What's the difference between a genealogist and a gynaecologist?
One looks up the family tree, the other looks up the family bush.

What do you call a woman who can suck an orange through a hose pipe?
Darling!

What do women and cow pats have in common?
The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.

What's the difference between a dog scratching the door and a woman scratching the door?
When you let the dog in, it will stop whining.

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Title: Re: One Liners
Post by: Simon on May 05, 2007, 12:02
:lol:
Title: Re: One Liners
Post by: mistybear on May 06, 2007, 13:44
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