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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: mistybear on May 13, 2007, 13:17

Title: An Australian, A Kiwi and a South African.
Post by: mistybear on May 13, 2007, 13:17
An Australian, a Kiwi and South African are in a bar one
night having a beer.

All of a sudden the South African drinks his beer and throws his
glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces.

"In seth Efrica our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to
drink from the same glass twice" he says.

The Kiwi , obviously impressed by this , drink his beer, throws his
glass into the air , pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to
pieces.

"Wull mate, in Noo Zulland we have so much sand to make glasses we
don't  need to drink out of the same glass twice either" he says.

The Australian, cool as a koala, picks up his beer and drinks
it, throws  his glass in the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the
South African & the  Kiwi.

He turns to the astonished barman and says: In 'Strailya mate, we
have so  many bloody South Africans and Kiwis that we don't need to
drink with the  same ones twice.
Title: Re: An Australian, A Kiwi and a South African.
Post by: Clive on May 13, 2007, 15:13
 :pmsl:  Not feeling very PC today MB?   ;D
Title: Re: An Australian, A Kiwi and a South African.
Post by: mistybear on May 14, 2007, 08:45
Didn't know I ever was?  ;)  ;D
Title: Re: An Australian, A Kiwi and a South African.
Post by: chorleydave on May 14, 2007, 18:39
I don't mind New Zealanders, but I wouldn't mind shooting a South African myself!   :devil:
Title: Re: An Australian, A Kiwi and a South African.
Post by: mistybear on May 15, 2007, 09:00
Just one?
Title: Re: An Australian, A Kiwi and a South African.
Post by: chorleydave on May 15, 2007, 13:35
Just one?

Well. if you wouldn't mind lining a few up for me............

:baad:
Title: Re: An Australian, A Kiwi and a South African.
Post by: mistybear on May 15, 2007, 13:46
You could start with their cricket team, but they suck.........  so how about their rugby team, all that eye gouging, call it justifiable homicide.         (https://www.pc-pals.com/smf/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.comicguide.net%2Fimages%2Fsmilies%2Fmg.gif&hash=6d41785322921efe01c684b227f3141f706bf76e)