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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Clive on August 10, 2007, 18:48

Title: Smart
Post by: Clive on August 10, 2007, 18:48

A medieval astrologer prophesied to a king that his favorite mistress would soon die. Sure enough, the woman died a short time later.

The king was outraged at the astrologer, certain that his prophecy had brought about the woman's death. He summoned the astrologer and commanded him: "Prophecy, tell me when you will die!"

The astrologer realized that the king was planning to kill him immediately, no matter what answer he gave. "I do not know when I will die," he answered finally. "I only know that whenever I die, the king will die three days later."

Title: Re: Smart
Post by: GillE on August 10, 2007, 22:23

See, Sam?  Clever stuff, this astrology.

 ;)

Gill

Title: Re: Smart
Post by: Clive on August 10, 2007, 22:47

Quote from: GillE on August 10, 2007, 22:23

See, Sam?  Clever stuff, this astrology. 

 

  :hee-hee:  You know how to hurt!  ;D

Title: Re: Smart
Post by: mistybear on August 12, 2007, 10:33

 :lol: