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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: mistybear on August 25, 2007, 11:55

Title: Mama Bear
Post by: mistybear on August 25, 2007, 11:55

If you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could get used to that.

And another thing; before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. That wouldn't bother me, either.

If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business; you swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them, too.

Your husband expects you to growl when you wake up.

He expects you to have hairy legs and excess body fat.

He likes it.

I wish I were a bear.

Title: Re: Mama Bear
Post by: Lona on August 25, 2007, 14:00

I'm half way there, Misty. (https://www.pc-pals.com/smf/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.xrtheme.com%2Fcontent%2Femoticons%2FAnimals%2F33.gif&hash=c3ab4e42f056750bea721eed8e13f307bc51b45f)

Title: Re: Mama Bear
Post by: mistybear on August 25, 2007, 14:26

I'm getting there too....

I love to hibernate

I love to eat myself silly, at times....

Everyone knows I mean business when it comes to Michael, except he's to big to swat....

Everyone knows I growl in the morning.....

Hairy legs, what can I say.......it's winter alright.

And what's wrong with a little extra body fat?

And who cares if he likes it.

Title: Re: Mama Bear
Post by: Clive on August 25, 2007, 16:30

 :hee-hee: