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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Simon on August 28, 2007, 16:59

Title: The Cowboy and The Minister
Post by: Simon on August 28, 2007, 16:59

The Cowboy and The Minister A minister was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by brazen whores than let liquor touch my lips."
 
The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too. I didn't know we had a choice."

Title: Re: The Cowboy and The Minister
Post by: Rik on August 28, 2007, 17:00

I don't drink, you know, Simon...  o:)

Title: Re: The Cowboy and The Minister
Post by: Simon on August 28, 2007, 17:05

Quote from: Rik Bean on August 28, 2007, 17:00

I don't drink, you know, Simon...  o:)

Ahh, so now we know what you get up to in the evenings!   :devil: ;D

Title: Re: The Cowboy and The Minister
Post by: Rik on August 28, 2007, 17:08

Moi??

I merely adjust my RAM and polish my hard drive...  :devil:

Title: Re: The Cowboy and The Minister
Post by: Simon on August 28, 2007, 17:12

Don't mention RAMs to Clive.  He had an altercation with a jealous one the other night.  :haha:

Title: Re: The Cowboy and The Minister
Post by: Rik on August 28, 2007, 17:12

That's Welsh blood for you.  8-)

Title: Re: The Cowboy and The Minister
Post by: Clive on August 28, 2007, 21:13

My favourite site  (http://www.adultsheepfinder.com/) Rik.   ;D

Title: Re: The Cowboy and The Minister
Post by: Rik on August 29, 2007, 09:44

Seems to be a bit limp at the moment...  :o