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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Serenity on August 31, 2007, 15:22

Title: FEMALE COMPASSION:
Post by: Serenity on August 31, 2007, 15:22

 
A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms
and no legs.

Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.

The first woman said "Have you ever had a hug?"

The man said "No," so she gave him a hug and walked on.

The second woman said "Have you ever had a kiss?"

The man said "No," so she gave him a kiss and walked on.

The third woman came to him and said "Have you ever
been f***ked?"

The fellow said "No, Never"

She said "You will be when the tide comes in" !!!   :P

Title: Re: FEMALE COMPASSION:
Post by: Rik on August 31, 2007, 15:29

Love the punchline - I'd written a completely different one before I got to it... ;)

Title: Re: FEMALE COMPASSION:
Post by: Simon on August 31, 2007, 15:57

:lol:  :icon_drowning:

Title: Re: FEMALE COMPASSION:
Post by: Clive on August 31, 2007, 16:49

 :aarrgh: