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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Clive on September 12, 2007, 08:49

Title: New mother
Post by: Clive on September 12, 2007, 08:49

With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old woman has a baby.  All her relatives come to visit and meet the newest member of their family.  When they ask to see the baby, the 65 year old mother says "not yet."  A little later they ask to see the baby again.  Again the mother says "not yet." Finally they say, "When can we see the baby?"  And the mother says, "When the baby cries."  And they ask, "Why do we have to wait until the baby cries?"  The new mother says, "Because I forgot where I put it."

Title: Re: New mother
Post by: Rik on September 12, 2007, 09:14

I bet she can't find her remote controls either. :)

Title: Re: New mother
Post by: GillE on September 12, 2007, 11:16

Couldn't they just call the baby on its mobile phone and home in on the ringing?