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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: mistybear on September 24, 2007, 12:27

Title: The new station hand.
Post by: mistybear on September 24, 2007, 12:27
AFTER the station owner suddenly dies, his wife takes over with the help of a man who answers a newspaper advertisement.

Though a little odd, he proves to be a hard worker, and even helps clean the house in the evening before retiring to the spare room.

For months, the two of them work hard and the station,goes so well that one day the widow says, "You have done a really good job, Oscar, and the station looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels".

Oscar readily agrees and slips into town Saturday night.

When he quietly lets himself back in to the house at 2.30am he is amazed to find the widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine.

"Oscar," she says, "unbutton my blouse and take it off." Trembling, he does as she directs.

"Now take off my boots." He does as she asks, ever so slowly.

"Now take off my skirt." He slowly unbuttons it, constantly watching her eyes in the firelight.

"Now take off my bra." Again, with trembling hands, he does as he is told.

Then she looks at him and says:

"Oscar, if you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired".
Title: Re: The new station hand.
Post by: Rik on September 24, 2007, 12:34
 ;D

As a kilt wearer, I have to be careful what I say...
Title: Re: The new station hand.
Post by: Simon on September 24, 2007, 17:07
;D

As a kilt wearer, I have to be careful what I say...

Yes, but it's your matching bra that worries me!  ;D
Title: Re: The new station hand.
Post by: Clive on September 24, 2007, 19:02
 :pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl:  :pmsl: :pmsl: MB.  Joke of the month!
Title: Re: The new station hand.
Post by: Reno on September 24, 2007, 20:39
I seriously wasn't expecting that. Don't the scotts get really irate when someone calls their kilt a skirt.
Title: Re: The new station hand.
Post by: Simon on September 24, 2007, 21:09
Yes.  :lol:
Title: Re: The new station hand.
Post by: davy51 on September 25, 2007, 00:11
that could lead to the age old question

how do ye stay warm in a kilt  o:)
Title: Re: The new station hand.
Post by: Rik on September 25, 2007, 00:26
You share it with someone. ;)
Title: Re: The new station hand.
Post by: Reno on September 25, 2007, 00:41
You share it with someone. ;)

kinky  :o:
Title: Re: The new station hand.
Post by: Rik on September 25, 2007, 01:01
Mind you, with 12 yards of wool wrapped round you, it's not often you feel the cold anyway. :)
Title: Re: The new station hand.
Post by: Simon on September 25, 2007, 08:07
Mind you, with 12 yards of wool wrapped round you, it's not often you feel the cold anyway. :)

Yes, I've heard Clive say that too!  :haha:  :sheep:
Title: Re: The new station hand.
Post by: Rik on September 25, 2007, 09:11
 :baaa:
Title: Re: The new station hand.
Post by: mistybear on September 25, 2007, 12:03
Yes, but it's your matching bra that worries me!  ;D

 :lol: