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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Clive on October 01, 2007, 18:13

Title: Pets VS Kids
Post by: Clive on October 01, 2007, 18:13
In many ways, dogs and cats are better than kids because they:

1. Eat less

2. Don't ask for money all the time

3. Are easier to train

4. Normally come when called

5. Never ask to drive the car

6. Don't hang out with drug-using friends

7. Don't smoke or drink

8. Don't have to buy the latest fashions

9. Don't want to wear your clothes

10. Don't need a "gazillion" dollars for college.

And finally,

11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children.