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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Serenity on October 01, 2007, 21:15

Title: The 11th Husband
Post by: Serenity on October 01, 2007, 21:15

The 11th Husband
A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to 'Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin'.   


'What?' said the puzzled groom. 'How can that be if you've been married ten times. ?

'Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.   


'Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was suppose to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back with me.   


'Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.   


'Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.   


'Husband # 5 was an Engineer,he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of the-art method.


'Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.   


'Husband # 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.


'Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it.   


'Husband # 9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it.   


'Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was........... God I miss him.   


' But now that I've married you, I'm so excited'.   

'Wonderful', said the husband, 'but why?   


' You're with the 'GOVERNMENT'..



This time I KNOW I'M gonna get SCREWED.'    :boobies: :yeaah:

Title: Re: The 11th Husband
Post by: Clive on October 01, 2007, 23:09

 :haha:

Title: Re: The 11th Husband
Post by: Rik on October 02, 2007, 00:08

Love it. :) Stolen...

Title: Re: The 11th Husband
Post by: Serenity on October 02, 2007, 07:00

Quote from: Rik Bean on October 02, 2007, 00:08

Love it. :) Stolen...

Yes maybe.... but it's the way you tell em  ;)  :devil:

Title: Re: The 11th Husband
Post by: Clive on October 02, 2007, 09:07

Yes, it's the lilting Welsh accent!    Oh wait!  You're a Caerdiff girl!  ;D

Title: Re: The 11th Husband
Post by: Serenity on October 03, 2007, 07:35

Quote from: Clive on October 02, 2007, 09:07

Yes, it's the lilting Welsh accent!    Oh wait!  You're a Caerdiff girl!  ;D

Now that wouldn't be your poor attempt at Welsh would it Clive    are we talking Cardiff or Caerdydd?  :o:






Ohhhh and btw...... I'm not a Cardiff girl   ;)   :bartmoon:

Title: Re: The 11th Husband
Post by: Clive on October 03, 2007, 08:15

Just trying to emulate the Caerdiff accent Serenity.   ;D  You still live in the Cardiff suburbs though!   :P 

Title: Re: The 11th Husband
Post by: mistybear on October 04, 2007, 12:41

 :lol: