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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Serenity on October 18, 2007, 20:49

Title: Newport Striker
Post by: Serenity on October 18, 2007, 20:49

The Newport County manager flies to Baghdad to watch a young Iraqi play
 football and is suitably impressed and arranges him to come over to
 Newport.
 
 Two weeks later Newport are 4-0 down to Cardiff City with only 20 minutes
 left. The manager gives the young Iraqi striker the nod and on he goes.
 The lad is a sensation, scores five goals in 20 minutes and wins the
 game for Newport.
 
 The fans are delighted, the players and coaches are delighted and the
 media love the new star. When the player comes off the pitch he phones
 his mum to tell her about his first day in British football.
 'Hello Mum, guess what?' he says. 'I played for 20
 minutes today, we were 4-0 down but I scored five and we won. Everybody
 loves me, the fans, the media, they all love me.'
 
 
 'Wonderful,' says his Mum, 'Let me tell you about my day. Your father
 got shot in the street and robbed, your sister and I were ambushed and
 beaten and your brother has joined a gang of looters, and all while you
 were having such great time.'
 
 
 The young lad is very upset, 'What can I say Mum, but I'm so sorry. '
 
 
 
 'Sorry? Sorry?' says his Mum, 'It's your bloody fault we moved to
 Newport in the first place!'  :cussing:


 ;D

Title: Re: Newport Striker
Post by: Camstop on October 18, 2007, 22:40

 :funnypost: :danceban:

Title: Re: Newport Striker
Post by: Rik on October 19, 2007, 10:07

Wonderful.  ;D

Title: Re: Newport Striker
Post by: Clive on October 21, 2007, 19:20

10/10 for that one!  I didn't even see it coming!  :blush:

Title: Re: Newport Striker
Post by: mistybear on October 23, 2007, 13:42

 :lol:

Title: Re: Newport Striker
Post by: sam on October 23, 2007, 14:46

hmm, im thinking i posted a very similar one to this yeterday...  ::) woops.