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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Simon on October 19, 2007, 22:58

Title: A Scottish Love Poem
Post by: Simon on October 19, 2007, 22:58
Of course I love ya darling
You're a bloody top Notch bird
And when I say you're gorgeous
I mean every single word

So ya bum is on the big side
I don't mind a bit of flab
It means that when I'm ready
There's somethin' there to grab

So your belly isn't flat no more
I tell ya, I don't care
So long as when I cuddle ya
I can Get my arms round there

No woman who is your age
Has nice round perky breasts
They just gave in to gravity
But I know ya did ya best

I'm tellin ya the truth now
I never tell ya lies
I think its very sexy
That you've got dimples on ya thighs

I swear on me grannies grave now
The moment that we met
I thought you was as good as
I was ever gonna get

No matter wot you look like
I'll always love ya dear
Now shut up while the footie's on
And fetch another beer
Title: Re: A Scottish Love Poem
Post by: Lona on October 19, 2007, 23:25
yiv no gote the axent richt.  :P
Title: Re: A Scottish Love Poem
Post by: Simon on October 19, 2007, 23:26
The impossible I can manage - miracles may take a bit longer!   :P :)x
Title: Re: A Scottish Love Poem
Post by: Camstop on October 20, 2007, 00:00
Sounds more like London to me  :dunno:

No Scotch in there at all  :)x
Title: Re: A Scottish Love Poem
Post by: Rik on October 20, 2007, 10:31
You're right, Cam, it was Glasgow. Nothing to do with Scotland at all.  :devil: :scoot:
Title: Re: A Scottish Love Poem
Post by: Lona on October 22, 2007, 23:24
The impossible I can manage - miracles may take a bit longer!   :P :)x

For your benefit Simon.  :laugh:

Yi ken a luv yi hen,
Yir a richt braw wee burd
An when a caw yi gorgeous
A mean wan and awe the wurds

So yir bum is oan the big side
A dinnae mind a dod o flab
It means that when am ready
There?s sumthin there tae grab

So, yir belly isnae flat nae mare
A tell yi a dinnae care
As lang as when a cuddle yi
A can git ma erms roon there

Nae wummin wha is yir age
Hae nice roon perky breasts
They jist gie in tae gravity
But a ken yi did yir best

Am telling yi the trooth noo
A widnae tell yi lies
A think it?s awfy sexy
That yiv gote dimples oan yir thighs

A swear oan ma grannie?s grave noo
The meenit that we met
A thote yi wir as gid as
A wis gonnae get

Nae  mater whit yi look like
A?ll alwis  luv yi dear
Noo shutit while the fitba?s oan
And gies anither beer.
Title: Re: A Scottish Love Poem
Post by: Michelle on October 22, 2007, 23:58
what she say?  :laugh:
Title: Re: A Scottish Love Poem
Post by: Simon on October 23, 2007, 00:09
:yeahthat:   ;D
Title: Re: A Scottish Love Poem
Post by: Lona on October 23, 2007, 22:29
what she say?  :laugh:

Jist as weel you're no teachin me at yir skool  :devil:
Title: Re: A Scottish Love Poem
Post by: Serenity on October 24, 2007, 07:12
Alba Gu Brath  ;)    ;D
Title: Re: A Scottish Love Poem
Post by: Camstop on October 24, 2007, 09:30
For your benefit Simon.  :laugh:

Yi ken a luv yi hen,
Yir a richt braw wee burd
An when a caw yi gorgeous
A mean wan and awe the wurds

So yir bum is oan the big side
A dinnae mind a dod o flab
It means that when am ready
There?s sumthin there tae grab

So, yir belly isnae flat nae mare
A tell yi a dinnae care
As lang as when a cuddle yi
A can git ma erms roon there

Nae wummin wha is yir age
Hae nice roon perky breasts
They jist gie in tae gravity
But a ken yi did yir best

Am telling yi the trooth noo
A widnae tell yi lies
A think it?s awfy sexy
That yiv gote dimples oan yir thighs

A swear oan ma grannie?s grave noo
The meenit that we met
A thote yi wir as gid as
A wis gonnae get

Nae  mater whit yi look like
A?ll alwis  luv yi dear
Noo shutit while the fitba?s oan
And gies anither beer.




Now that's more like it  :thumbs:


Your getting the hang of it Serenity  ;D







Title: Re: A Scottish Love Poem
Post by: Simon on October 24, 2007, 09:59
It's all double scotch to me.  ;)
Title: Re: A Scottish Love Poem
Post by: Lona on October 26, 2007, 18:43
Alba Gu Brath  ;)    ;D

God, Serenity, I thought that was Welsh you were speaking.  I had to google it to see it was Scottish gaelic.  I'm afraid I only talk Glesca Scottish  ;)
Title: Re: A Scottish Love Poem
Post by: Michelle on October 26, 2007, 18:45
It's all double scotch to me.  ;)

Maybe after a double vodka I could read it!

 :laugh:
Title: Re: A Scottish Love Poem
Post by: Serenity on November 05, 2007, 16:40
God, Serenity, I thought that was Welsh you were speaking.  I had to google it to see it was Scottish gaelic.  I'm afraid I only talk Glesca Scottish  ;)

I'm a woman of many talets Lona  :danceban: and as an old wise curly topped scot once said...  Whits fur ye'll no gin by ye
 :P
Title: Re: A Scottish Love Poem
Post by: Rik on November 05, 2007, 16:48
I'm a woman of many talets

Isn't that an old Hebrew currency?  ;D :scoot:
Title: Re: A Scottish Love Poem
Post by: Serenity on November 05, 2007, 16:53
I'm dyslicksick  don't mock the afflicted   :cry:
Title: Re: A Scottish Love Poem
Post by: Rik on November 05, 2007, 17:35
I'm not, I just think faster than I type. ;)
Title: Re: A Scottish Love Poem
Post by: Lona on November 05, 2007, 18:20
I'm a woman of many talets Lona  :danceban: and as an old wise curly topped scot once said...  Whits fur ye'll no gin by ye
 :P

When we get independance, Serenity, you will be allowed in but not that Lancashire burd who knocks us yins.  ;)
Title: Re: A Scottish Love Poem
Post by: Sandra on November 06, 2007, 00:25
If we stopped sending lots of money to Scotland and Wales wed have enough money to visit countries that had full sized mountains and less rain  8-)
Title: Re: A Scottish Love Poem
Post by: GillE on November 06, 2007, 02:23
If we stopped sending lots of money to Scotland and Wales wed have enough money to visit countries that had full sized mountains and less rain  8-)

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: A Scottish Love Poem
Post by: Clive on November 06, 2007, 08:56
Damn!  Our cover has been blown! 
Title: Re: A Scottish Love Poem
Post by: Serenity on November 07, 2007, 08:50
Damn!  Our cover has been blown! 


 :baaa:  Quick Clive, hand me that woolly jumper  :leer:  :sheep:
Title: Re: A Scottish Love Poem
Post by: Clive on November 07, 2007, 09:05
That could be very risky for you Serenity!   ;D