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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Simon on October 19, 2007, 22:58
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Of course I love ya darling
You're a bloody top Notch bird
And when I say you're gorgeous
I mean every single word
So ya bum is on the big side
I don't mind a bit of flab
It means that when I'm ready
There's somethin' there to grab
So your belly isn't flat no more
I tell ya, I don't care
So long as when I cuddle ya
I can Get my arms round there
No woman who is your age
Has nice round perky breasts
They just gave in to gravity
But I know ya did ya best
I'm tellin ya the truth now
I never tell ya lies
I think its very sexy
That you've got dimples on ya thighs
I swear on me grannies grave now
The moment that we met
I thought you was as good as
I was ever gonna get
No matter wot you look like
I'll always love ya dear
Now shut up while the footie's on
And fetch another beer
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yiv no gote the axent richt. :P
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The impossible I can manage - miracles may take a bit longer! :P :)x
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Sounds more like London to me :dunno:
No Scotch in there at all :)x
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You're right, Cam, it was Glasgow. Nothing to do with Scotland at all. :devil: :scoot:
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The impossible I can manage - miracles may take a bit longer! :P :)x
For your benefit Simon. :laugh:
Yi ken a luv yi hen,
Yir a richt braw wee burd
An when a caw yi gorgeous
A mean wan and awe the wurds
So yir bum is oan the big side
A dinnae mind a dod o flab
It means that when am ready
There?s sumthin there tae grab
So, yir belly isnae flat nae mare
A tell yi a dinnae care
As lang as when a cuddle yi
A can git ma erms roon there
Nae wummin wha is yir age
Hae nice roon perky breasts
They jist gie in tae gravity
But a ken yi did yir best
Am telling yi the trooth noo
A widnae tell yi lies
A think it?s awfy sexy
That yiv gote dimples oan yir thighs
A swear oan ma grannie?s grave noo
The meenit that we met
A thote yi wir as gid as
A wis gonnae get
Nae mater whit yi look like
A?ll alwis luv yi dear
Noo shutit while the fitba?s oan
And gies anither beer.
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what she say? :laugh:
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:yeahthat: ;D
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what she say? :laugh:
Jist as weel you're no teachin me at yir skool :devil:
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Alba Gu Brath ;) ;D
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For your benefit Simon. :laugh:
Yi ken a luv yi hen,
Yir a richt braw wee burd
An when a caw yi gorgeous
A mean wan and awe the wurds
So yir bum is oan the big side
A dinnae mind a dod o flab
It means that when am ready
There?s sumthin there tae grab
So, yir belly isnae flat nae mare
A tell yi a dinnae care
As lang as when a cuddle yi
A can git ma erms roon there
Nae wummin wha is yir age
Hae nice roon perky breasts
They jist gie in tae gravity
But a ken yi did yir best
Am telling yi the trooth noo
A widnae tell yi lies
A think it?s awfy sexy
That yiv gote dimples oan yir thighs
A swear oan ma grannie?s grave noo
The meenit that we met
A thote yi wir as gid as
A wis gonnae get
Nae mater whit yi look like
A?ll alwis luv yi dear
Noo shutit while the fitba?s oan
And gies anither beer.
Now that's more like it :thumbs:
Your getting the hang of it Serenity ;D
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It's all double scotch to me. ;)
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Alba Gu Brath ;) ;D
God, Serenity, I thought that was Welsh you were speaking. I had to google it to see it was Scottish gaelic. I'm afraid I only talk Glesca Scottish ;)
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It's all double scotch to me. ;)
Maybe after a double vodka I could read it!
:laugh:
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God, Serenity, I thought that was Welsh you were speaking. I had to google it to see it was Scottish gaelic. I'm afraid I only talk Glesca Scottish ;)
I'm a woman of many talets Lona :danceban: and as an old wise curly topped scot once said... Whits fur ye'll no gin by ye
:P
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I'm a woman of many talets
Isn't that an old Hebrew currency? ;D :scoot:
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I'm dyslicksick don't mock the afflicted :cry:
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I'm not, I just think faster than I type. ;)
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I'm a woman of many talets Lona :danceban: and as an old wise curly topped scot once said... Whits fur ye'll no gin by ye
:P
When we get independance, Serenity, you will be allowed in but not that Lancashire burd who knocks us yins. ;)
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If we stopped sending lots of money to Scotland and Wales wed have enough money to visit countries that had full sized mountains and less rain 8-)
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If we stopped sending lots of money to Scotland and Wales wed have enough money to visit countries that had full sized mountains and less rain 8-)
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Damn! Our cover has been blown!
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Damn! Our cover has been blown!
:baaa: Quick Clive, hand me that woolly jumper :leer: :sheep:
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That could be very risky for you Serenity! ;D