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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Serenity on October 21, 2007, 21:32

Title: Golf
Post by: Serenity on October 21, 2007, 21:32

It was a sunny morning on the first hole of a
busy golf course and I was beginning my pre-shot
routine, visualizing my shot when a piercing
voice came over the Clubhouse loudspeaker: "Would
the gentleman on the woman's tee back up to men's
tee, please!"
 
I could feel every eye on the course looking at
me.  I was still deep in my routine, impervious
to the interruption.  Again the announcement,
"Would the MAN on the WOMAN'S tee kindly back up
to the Men's tee!"
 
I simply ignored the guy and kept concentrating
on my shot, when once more the man yelled, "WOULD
THE MAN ON THE WOMAN'S TEE BACK UP TO MEN'S TEE,
PLEASE!!!!!"
 
I finally stopped, turned, cupped my hands and
shouted back, "WOULD THE @#$%^&*  WITH THE
MICROPHONE KINDLY KEEP QUIET AND LET ME PLAY MY
SECOND SHOT!!!!!"   :cussing:


 :)x

Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Simon on October 21, 2007, 22:27

:lol:

Title: Re: Golf
Post by: Sheltieuk on October 21, 2007, 22:34

 ;D :thumbs:

Title: Re: Golf
Post by: mistybear on October 23, 2007, 13:39

 :lol: