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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Serenity on October 28, 2007, 17:17

Title: The perfect diet recipe for women
Post by: Serenity on October 28, 2007, 17:17

This is a specially formulated diet designed to help WOMEN cope with the stress that builds during the day.

BREAKFAST

· 1 Grapefruit

· 1 slice whole-wheat toast

· 1 cup skim milk
 

LUNCH

· 1 small portion lean, steamed chicken with a cup of spinach

· 1 cup herbal tea

· 1 Penguin Biscuit
 

AFTERNOON TEA

· The rest of the Penguins from the packet

· 1 tub of Gino Ginelli ice cream with chocolate topping
 

DINNER

· 4 bottles of wine (red or white)

· 2 loaves garlic bread

· 1 family size Supreme pizza

· 3 snickers bars
 

LATE NIGHT SNACK

· 1 whole cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)
 

REMEMBER:
"Stressed" spelled backwards is desserts"    ;)  ;D

Title: Re: The perfect diet recipe for women
Post by: Rik on October 28, 2007, 17:20

Afternoon tea onwards works well for me too. :)

Title: Re: The perfect diet recipe for women
Post by: GillE on October 28, 2007, 17:49

I don't care how good a diet it is - I'm not prepared to cut down to 3 Snickers bars.

Gill

Title: Re: The perfect diet recipe for women
Post by: mistybear on October 30, 2007, 08:34

:lol:           That's way to many calories, I'd go straight to Afternoon Tea and then the Late Night Snack.