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Title: A Love Story and Medical Advice
Post by: mistybear on November 13, 2007, 10:21
                                                              A Love Story and Medical Advice

I don't have the credentials to give medical advice but I'm going to pass on some good information wrapped up in a story of Love.


A Love Story



I will seek and find you . . . . . .








I shall take you to bed and have my way with you .










I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.










I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.










I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you.










And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.










All my love,










The Flu



Now, get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu shot!   ;D
Title: Re: A Love Story and Medical Advice
Post by: Simon on November 13, 2007, 16:34
Needles!!!  :horror:  :ack:  :scoot:  :peepsofa:
Title: Re: A Love Story and Medical Advice
Post by: Rik on November 13, 2007, 17:15
It's strange, but dental needles never both me - I think it's the ability to see the things that gets to me.  :ack:
Title: Re: A Love Story and Medical Advice
Post by: mistybear on November 14, 2007, 08:39
Dental needles are the worst, I had several yesterday when I had a wisdom tooth removed and a filling done. I also was given gas, not sure if it worked or not, I've only ever had it once before when I was in labour and it made absolutely no difference what so ever.
Title: Re: A Love Story and Medical Advice
Post by: Serenity on November 14, 2007, 09:24
I had a needle inserted into my coccyx last week   :nerves:  It could have been a lot worse but a friend convinced me to relax and deep breathe whenever having an injection and it works to a large extent  :thumb:

Title: Re: A Love Story and Medical Advice
Post by: Rik on November 14, 2007, 09:47
Dental needles are the worst, I had several yesterday when I had a wisdom tooth removed and a filling done. I also was given gas, not sure if it worked or not, I've only ever had it once before when I was in labour and it made absolutely no difference what so ever.

Usually, for a wisdom, MB, they would use a number of 'gum numb' injections, followed by an ID (inferior dental) or nerve block. That's the one given with a long needle to the inside (tongue side) of the gum. If a dentist hits the nerve right, it feels like they've just put the needle through your tongue.  :o

Gas is very rarely used in the UK now, though it was commonplace when I was a kid. Only specialist clinics tend to perform dentistry under general anaesthetic, most use sedation when needed.

Hope you're not too sore today. :)
Title: Re: A Love Story and Medical Advice
Post by: mistybear on November 14, 2007, 10:05
I did have two wisdom teeth out over twenty years ago and was injected with valium and some other drug which knocked me out for the procedure, which was nice.

It's a little tender, but I would love to have a bowl of muesli as yogurt and soup is getting boring.  :( 
Title: Re: A Love Story and Medical Advice
Post by: Rik on November 14, 2007, 10:08
It's the hot salt water mouth washes that get to me, MB. After a while, it feels like I've been eating nothing but salt beef. :(
Title: Re: A Love Story and Medical Advice
Post by: Camstop on November 14, 2007, 10:11
After a while, it feels like I've been eating nothing but salt beef. :(

 :devil:
Title: Re: A Love Story and Medical Advice
Post by: mistybear on November 14, 2007, 10:14
I know that's what I'm suppose to be doing, three times a day  :ack:, but I never did that with any other extractions, plus I smoked and drank shortly after each of them. Probably why I have had to have them removed in the first place.  :blush:

Well I don't smoke or drink anymore that has to be enough.  ;D