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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: mistybear on November 22, 2007, 10:04

Title: The Half-Wit
Post by: mistybear on November 22, 2007, 10:04

                                                                             The Half-Wit

A man owned a small farm in Maine. The IRS claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him.

"I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," demanded the agent.

"Well", replied the farmer, "There's my farm hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $600 a week plus free room and board. The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $500 per week plus free room and board.

Then there's the half-wit who works here about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes $10 per week, and I buy him a bottle of whiskey every Saturday night."

"That's the guy I want to talk to - the half-wit," says the agent.

"That would be me," replied the farmer.

Title: Re: The Half-Wit
Post by: Camstop on November 22, 2007, 10:12

 :lol:

Title: Re: The Half-Wit
Post by: Rik on November 22, 2007, 10:20

 :rofl:

Title: Re: The Half-Wit
Post by: Clive on November 22, 2007, 10:20

Very funny MB!  ;D