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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Serenity on December 01, 2007, 11:18

Title: One for Clive
Post by: Serenity on December 01, 2007, 11:18

I've sure gotten old. I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees. Fought prostate cancer and diabetes. I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts. Have bouts with dementia. Have poor circulation. Hardly feel my hands and feet anymore. Can't remember if I'm 69 or 96. Have lost all my friends. But, thank God, I still have my driver's license  :icon_mrgreen:

Title: Re: One for Clive
Post by: Rik on December 01, 2007, 13:52

 :rofl:

I think I've met that person.

(In all seriousness, I used to know one elderly driver who didn't understand what roundabouts were - so just drove straight across them...)

Title: Re: One for Clive
Post by: Clive on December 01, 2007, 21:32

Your point Rik....?   ;D

Title: Re: One for Clive
Post by: Rik on December 02, 2007, 01:27

Most people refer to it as my head, Clive...  ;)

Title: Re: One for Clive
Post by: Clive on December 02, 2007, 10:15

This thread could seriously degenerate!   :laugh:

Title: Re: One for Clive
Post by: Rik on December 02, 2007, 11:18

Oh good, I do like to be consistent.  ;D

Title: Re: One for Clive
Post by: mistybear on December 19, 2007, 08:32

 :haha: