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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Clive on December 04, 2007, 09:05

Title: Modern Medicine...
Post by: Clive on December 04, 2007, 09:05

DOCTOR: You have an incurable disease. You'll be dead in a week.

MAN: Isn't there anything at all I can do?

DOCTOR: Well...you could take three mud baths a day.

MAN: Will that keep me alive longer?

DOCTOR: No, but it will acclimatize your body to dirt.

Title: Re: Modern Medicine...
Post by: Simon on December 04, 2007, 09:39

:aarrgh:  :haha:

Title: Re: Modern Medicine...
Post by: Rik on December 04, 2007, 09:56

Of course, it would be a complete waste of time if he was going to be cremated...  :o:

Title: Re: Modern Medicine...
Post by: Clive on December 04, 2007, 11:21

 :smartarse:

Title: Re: Modern Medicine...
Post by: Rik on December 04, 2007, 11:55

Ah, you've noticed.  ;D

Title: Re: Modern Medicine...
Post by: mistybear on December 19, 2007, 08:57

You think my jokes are bad.........  ;D