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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Clive on December 05, 2007, 13:35
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A man comes running to the doctor shouting & screaming in pain.
Man: "Please doctor you've got to help me. I've been stung by a Bee."
Doctor: "Don't worry; I'll put some cream on it."
Man: "You will never find that bee. It must be miles away by now."
Doctor: "No you don't understand! I'll put some cream on the place
you were stung."
Man: "Oh! It happened in the garden where I was sitting under a tree"
Doctor in anger: "No, no you idiot! I mean on which part of your body
did that bee sting."
Man still screaming in pain: "On my finger! The bee stung me on my
finger and it really hurts"
Doctor banging his fist and shouting: "Which one?"
Man innocently: "How am I to know? All bees look the same to me."
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:groan:
Mind you, there's probably many a doctor nodding along to that story...
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Shouldn't that be a blonde joke? :laugh:
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I've had conversations like that with Michael. :aarrgh:
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Good to hear you have a completely normal teenager MB. ;D
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Communicating with your kids is grossly over rated anyway. :bawl:
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One of my neighbours has three teenage sons, and one day at the supermarket she walked past me and said "you can't kill them", and kept walking. :o
Not something that I had considered, but her boys are, as they say, a little more adventurous.
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I only suffered the one but he's now grown up and married and expecting a child of his own. I pray that he has an easier time of it than we did! :D
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So it will be granpa Clive. ;D
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:yeahthat: :lol: