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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Clive on December 18, 2007, 10:09

Title: Long life
Post by: Clive on December 18, 2007, 10:09

A cowboy told his grandson the secret to a long life.
He said, "You gotta sprinkle a little gunpowder on your oatmeal, see. If you do, you'll live to a nice ripe old age."

So the cowboy did this religiously every day, and sure enough, lived to the nice ripe old age of 96.

When he died he left behind 4 children, 8 grandchildren, 15
great-grandchildren

...and a 16 foot hole in the wall of the crematorium.

Title: Re: Long life
Post by: Rik on December 18, 2007, 10:59

 :rofl:

My kind of humour, Clive. :)

Title: Re: Long life
Post by: Simon on December 18, 2007, 16:35

:lol:

Title: Re: Long life
Post by: mistybear on December 23, 2007, 12:36

 :haha: