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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Clive on December 19, 2007, 10:51

Title: Wife
Post by: Clive on December 19, 2007, 10:51
An Arab sheik says to an American tourist. ?Mr. Smith, your wife, she is beautiful. I have to have her. I will trade you her weight in gold.?
Mr. Smith says, ?Give a few days.?
The sheik asks, ?To think it over??
Mr. Smith says, ?Hell, no. To fatten her up.?
Title: Re: Wife
Post by: Rik on December 19, 2007, 14:30
Must have had Scots blood. :)
Title: Re: Wife
Post by: mistybear on December 20, 2007, 09:55
 ;D