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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Camstop on January 16, 2008, 16:37

Title: The problem with being shipwrecked....
Post by: Camstop on January 16, 2008, 16:37
A cruise on the Pacific goes all wrong, the ship sinks, and there are only 3 survivors; Damian, Darren and Deirdre.

They manage to swim to a small island and they lived there for a
couple of years doing what's natural for men and women to do.


After several years of casual sex, all the time, Deirdre felt
absolutely horrible about what she was doing.


She felt having sex with both Damian and Darren was so bad that she killed herself.


It was tragic but Damian and Darren managed to get through it and,
after while, nature once more took its inevitable course.


Well, a couple more years went by and Damian and Darren began to feel
absolutely horrible about what they were doing............so...................

































they buried Deirdre.

 ;D
Title: Re: The problem with being shipwrecked....
Post by: Rik on January 16, 2008, 17:37
No sense of smell, obviously.  :devil:
Title: Re: The problem with being shipwrecked....
Post by: Clive on January 16, 2008, 19:10
 :aarrgh:
Title: Re: The problem with being shipwrecked....
Post by: mistybear on January 17, 2008, 06:31
I'm surprised they noticed, a womans participation seems to optional, and the possibility of orgasm, forget it.  ::)

I'm sorry, I shouldn't say things like that, we all know how fragile male ego's are.     :o:    ;)

But I can imagine that must have be a very difficult decision, they finally have a woman who doesn't nag, complain or criticises, never too tired, never gets a headache and it's never that time of the month, isn't prudish about anything sexual, and you don't have to worry about her feelings or satisfying her sexually.   ???  :-\









Wonder how long it was before they realised that,  (https://www.pc-pals.com/smf/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.p2pforum.it%2Fforum%2Fimages%2Fsmilies%2Fshowpic2ck.gif&hash=2989f15b65ff21e30fa5bc97aaac6a9dd42800ea)














































and went and dug her up.    :leer:        :devil:
Title: Re: The problem with being shipwrecked....
Post by: Clive on January 17, 2008, 09:45
Lots of sweeping generalisations there MB!  Many would say not fully justified!   ???
Title: Re: The problem with being shipwrecked....
Post by: mistybear on January 17, 2008, 09:51
It's meant to be a joke Clive, and yes, isn't dangerous to generalise.  ;)  ;D

Must be my aussie sense of humour, sorry, wasn't meant to offend.  :blush:
Title: Re: The problem with being shipwrecked....
Post by: Clive on January 17, 2008, 10:14
Tongue in cheek MB!    :tongue:
Title: Re: The problem with being shipwrecked....
Post by: Rik on January 17, 2008, 11:01
Or not? :)
Title: Re: The problem with being shipwrecked....
Post by: gmax on January 17, 2008, 11:36
Quote from: mistybear on January 17, 2008, 09:51
It's meant to be a joke Clive, and yes, isn't dangerous to generalise.  ;)  ;D

Must be my aussie sense of humour, sorry, wasn't meant to offend.  :blush:
Nothing wrong with an aussie sense of humor :thumbs:
Title: Re: The problem with being shipwrecked....
Post by: Clive on January 17, 2008, 12:54
 :clap:
Title: Re: The problem with being shipwrecked....
Post by: mistybear on January 19, 2008, 16:09
Quote from: gmax on January 17, 2008, 11:36
Nothing wrong with an aussie sense of humor :thumbs:


Unless you're easily offended, or god forbid, a Kiwi. (https://www.pc-pals.com/smf/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.clipart.co.uk%2Fclipart%2Fmazeguy%2Fanimal%2Fkiwibird.gif&hash=3cc369df589145987ef6b5e40b972c27538aba41)      ;)

And speaking of god, if you take religion seriously.   :omg: