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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Simon on February 10, 2008, 10:36
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In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is played. Here is a guide to the point system.
Simple Duties
You make the bed +1
You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows 0
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets -1
You leave the toilet seat up -5
You replace the toilet-paper roll when it's empty 0
When the toilet-paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex -1
When the Kleenex runs out you use the next bathroom -2
You go out to buy her extra-light panty liners with wings +5
In the snow +8
But return with beer -5
You check out a suspicious noise at night 0
You check out a suspicious noise & it's nothing 0
You check out a suspicious noise & it's something +5
You pummel it with a six iron +10
It's her pet -10
Social Engagements
You stay by her side the entire party 0
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college drinking buddy -2
Named Tiffany -4
Tiffany is a dancer -6
Tiffany has breast implants -8
Her Birthday
You take her out to dinner 0
You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar +1
Okay, it is a sports bar -2
And it's all-you-can-eat night -3
It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colours of your favourite team -10
A Night Out With The Boys
Go out with a pal -5
The pal is happily married -4
Or frighteningly single -7
And he drives a Mustang -10
With a personalized license plate (GR8 N BED) -15
A Night Out
You take her to a movie +2
You take her to a movie she likes +4
You take her to a movie you hate +6
You take her to a movie you like -2
It's called Death Cop III -3
Which features cyborgs that eat humans -9
You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans -15
Your Physique
You develop a noticeable potbelly -15
You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it +10
You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to loose jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts-30
You say "It doesn't matter, you have one too" -800
The Big Question
She asks, "Do I look fat?"
You hesitate in responding -10
You reply, "Where?" -35
Any other response -20
Sorry, there's no way out of this one without a loss of points....
Communication
When she wants to talk about a problem, you listen, displaying what looks like a concerned expression 0
When she wants to talk, you listen, for over 30 minutes +5
You listen over 30 minutes without looking at the clock +100
She realizes this is because you've fallen asleep -20
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Pretty accurate Simon! ;D
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hehe see how easy it is! :P