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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Simon on March 12, 2008, 21:54
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This man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete check-up.
"I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says. "You're dying, and you don't have much time left."
"Oh, that's terrible!" says the man. "How long have I got?"
"Ten," the doctor says sadly.
"Ten?" the man screams amazed. "Ten what? Months? Weeks? What, what, for the love of god tell me straight doc?!"
The doctor interrupts, "Nine..."