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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Serenity on March 13, 2008, 10:11
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Bet you didn't know this ':|
Did you know that in the human body there is a nerve that connects the eyeball to the anus?
It's called the Anal Optic Nerve, and it is responsible for giving people a s**tty outlook on life.
If you don't believe me, try pulling a hair from your butt and see if it doesn't bring a tear to your eye :woot:
:)x
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Is this the start of a long-running series Serenity? ;D
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The concept of 2 people living together for 25 years without a serious dispute suggests a lack of spirit only to be admired in sheep :sheep:
:)x
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:smirks:
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For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage :leer: :)x
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:bawl:
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"Stewardesses" is the longest word typed with only the left hand .. :leer:
And "lollipop" is the longest word typed with your right hand. (Bet you tried this out mentally, didn't you?) :o:
No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple. :dunno:
"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".? (Are you doubting this?) ':|
Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing. ;)
The sentence: "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter of the alphabet. (Now, you KNOW you're going to try this out for accuracy, right?) :leer:
The words 'racecar,' 'kayak' and 'level' are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left (palindromes). (Yep, I knew you were going to "do" this one.) :o:
There are only four words in the English language which end in "dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous. (You're not doubting this, are you?) ':|
There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: "abstemious" and "facetious." (Yes, admit it, you are going to say, a e i o u) ;D
TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard. (All you typists are going to test this out) :o:
A cat has 32 muscles in each ear. ':|
A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds. (Some days that's about what my memory span is.) :dunno:
A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second. ':|
A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes. :o
A snail can sleep for three years. (I know some people that could do this too.!) :leer:
Almonds are a member of the peach family. ;)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that also) ;D
Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age. ':|
February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon. :dunno:
In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated. ':|
If the population of China walked past you, 8 abreast, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction. :o
Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors ':|
Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite! :o
Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated. ':|
The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing. :leer:
The cruise liner, QE 2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns. :dunno:
The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket. (Good thing he did that.) :o:
The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls froze completely solid. :o
There are more chickens than people in the world. :thumbs:
Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance. :o
Women blink nearly twice as much as men. ;)
Now you know more than you did before!! :leer:
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For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage :leer: :)x
I hadn't seen these yet, but this one is the best by far. :pmsl: because it's so true.
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Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again! :bubble:
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:)x
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Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again! :bubble:
Pant more like :devil:
:)x
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;D
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"Stewardesses" is the longest word typed with only the left hand .. :leer:
And "lollipop" is the longest word typed with your right hand. (Bet you tried this out mentally, didn't you?) :o:
No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple. :dunno:
"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".? (Are you doubting this?) ':|
Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing. ;)
The sentence: "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter of the alphabet. (Now, you KNOW you're going to try this out for accuracy, right?) :leer:
The words 'racecar,' 'kayak' and 'level' are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left (palindromes). (Yep, I knew you were going to "do" this one.) :o:
There are only four words in the English language which end in "dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous. (You're not doubting this, are you?) ':|
There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: "abstemious" and "facetious." (Yes, admit it, you are going to say, a e i o u) ;D
TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard. (All you typists are going to test this out) :o:
A cat has 32 muscles in each ear. ':|
A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds. (Some days that's about what my memory span is.) :dunno:
A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second. ':|
A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes. :o
A snail can sleep for three years. (I know some people that could do this too.!) :leer:
Almonds are a member of the peach family. ;)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that also) ;D
Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age. ':|
February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon. :dunno:
In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated. ':|
If the population of China walked past you, 8 abreast, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction. :o
Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors ':|
Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite! :o
Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated. ':|
The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing. :leer:
The cruise liner, QE 2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns. :dunno:
The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket. (Good thing he did that.) :o:
The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls froze completely solid. :o
There are more chickens than people in the world. :thumbs:
Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance. :o
Women blink nearly twice as much as men. ;)
Now you know more than you did before!! :leer:
Oi! I'm reporting you to the union Serenity. You can't just swan in here and nick the only job I do around here! :bawl:
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:bartmoon: :sheep: >:D