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Title: Would you re-marry?
Post by: Serenity on March 26, 2008, 19:20

Would you remarry?



Husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading
when the wife looks over
at him and asks the question.

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get
married again?
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)

WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to
do"

WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"
HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."

WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?
HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times."

WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

WIFE: -- silence --
HUSBAND: "s**t  :-X  :woot:


 :)x

Title: Re: Would you re-marry?
Post by: Clive on March 26, 2008, 19:24

 ;D

Title: Re: Would you re-marry?
Post by: Simon on March 26, 2008, 21:17

:oops:

Title: Re: Would you re-marry?
Post by: davy51 on March 27, 2008, 13:51

 :shh: :hammer: :ouch2:

Title: Re: Would you re-marry?
Post by: mistybear on March 30, 2008, 11:22

 :lol:

Title: Re: Would you re-marry?
Post by: sam on March 30, 2008, 12:30

lol

Title: Re: Would you re-marry?
Post by: David on April 01, 2008, 10:48

 :splat:  :laugh:  :laugh: