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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Simon on April 02, 2008, 22:06

Title: In The Garden
Post by: Simon on April 02, 2008, 22:06

A father was watching his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was watching two insects mating.

"Daddy, what are those two flies doing?" she asked.
"They're mating," her father replied.
"What do you call the fly on top?" she asked.
"That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered.
"So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.

As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied, "No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."

The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat and said, "Well, we're not having any of that gay sh*t in our garden!"

:basil:

Title: Re: In The Garden
Post by: mistybear on April 03, 2008, 04:53

 :haha:

Title: Re: In The Garden
Post by: Clive on April 16, 2008, 16:42

 :pmsl:

Title: Re: In The Garden
Post by: Rik on April 16, 2008, 16:47

Don't you just hate it when it takes someone two weeks to get the joke? ;D :scoot:

Title: Re: In The Garden
Post by: Simon on April 16, 2008, 19:22

He's always been a bit on the slow side, Rik.  ;D

Title: Re: In The Garden
Post by: Clive on April 17, 2008, 14:01

Quote from: Rik on April 16, 2008, 16:47

Don't you just hate it when it takes someone two weeks to get the joke? ;D :scoot:

I'm ILL Rik!  Barely clinging on to life here.  I have some unknown tropical fever which I will be lucky to survive.   :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:

Title: Re: In The Garden
Post by: Simon on April 17, 2008, 14:08

We should be so lucky!   :devil: :crazy:

Title: Re: In The Garden
Post by: Clive on April 17, 2008, 14:43

Funnily enough that's just what Mrs Clive said! 

Title: Re: In The Garden
Post by: Simon on April 17, 2008, 14:49

Understandable, given that she would get the insurance.  You're sure your tea didn't taste funny?   :devil:

Title: Re: In The Garden
Post by: Clive on April 17, 2008, 16:14

To think I put that down to my notifiable disease.  At least it would be notifiable if medical science was able to identify it!