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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Michelle on April 09, 2008, 18:10

Title: Xmas fancy dress
Post by: Michelle on April 09, 2008, 18:10

this is a good one

 

A man with a bald head and a wooden leg is invited to a Xmas fancy dress

party.

 

He doesn't know what to wear to hide his head and his wooden leg, so he

writes to a fancy dress company to explain his problem.

 

A few days later he receives a parcel with a note:

 

Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a Pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief

will cover your bald head and with your wooden leg you will be just right as

a Pirate.

 

The man is offended that the outfit emphasizes his disability, so he writes

a letter of complaint.

 

A week passes and he receives another parcel and note:

 

Dear Sir, Sorry about the previous parcel. Please find enclosed a monk's

habit. The long robe will cover your wooden leg and with your bald head you

will really look the part.

 

The man is really incandescent with rage now, because the company has gone

from emphasizing his wooden leg to drawing attention to his bald

head.

 

So he writes a really strong letter of complaint.

 

A few days later he gets a very small parcel from the company with the

accompanying letter:

 

Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a tin of Golden Syrup. We suggest you pour

the tin of Golden Syrup over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your

ass and go as a toffee apple.

 

Title: Re: Xmas fancy dress
Post by: Rik on April 09, 2008, 18:39

I can empathise with them. :)

Title: Re: Xmas fancy dress
Post by: Simon on April 09, 2008, 20:27

Love that one!  :lol:

Title: Re: Xmas fancy dress
Post by: mistybear on April 10, 2008, 13:41

 :haha:

Title: Re: Xmas fancy dress
Post by: Michelle on April 10, 2008, 22:57

hey i missed my 5000 posts! wasn't something good supposed to happen  :laugh: something to do with a barrel? :woot:

Title: Re: Xmas fancy dress
Post by: Simon on April 10, 2008, 23:14

I missed it too, but better late than never...  (https://www.pc-pals.com/smf/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2FSi6776.www.idnet.com%2Fsmileys%2Fclickme.gif&hash=b29bc3310970125aee3c87ab3537c6e3bc28c245) (http://www.pc-pals.com/smf/index.php?topic=24912)

Title: Re: Xmas fancy dress
Post by: Rik on April 11, 2008, 11:59

Quote from: Michelle on April 10, 2008, 22:57

hey i missed my 5000 posts! wasn't something good supposed to happen  :laugh: something to do with a barrel? :woot:

If you missed it, what chance do mere mortals have?  8-)

Title: Re: Xmas fancy dress
Post by: Simon on April 11, 2008, 12:00

 :blush:

Title: Re: Xmas fancy dress
Post by: Clive on April 15, 2008, 22:18

I was away!  That excuse usually works!  8-)