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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Simon on April 12, 2008, 00:25

Title: Q&A
Post by: Simon on April 12, 2008, 00:25

Q: How many Microsoft technicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: We have an exact copy of the light bulb here, and it seems to be working fine. Can you tell me what kind of system you have? Ok. Now, exactly how dark is it? Ok, there could be four or five things wrong...have you tried the light switch?

Q: Why are married women heavier than single women?
A: Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

Q: If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong?
A: Made her chain too long.

Q: Why do men fart more than women?
A: Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure.

Q: How can you tell if a politician is well hung?
A: You can't get a finger between the rope and his neck!

Q: What's worse than a male chauvinistic pig?
A: A woman that won't do what she's told.

Title: Re: Q&A
Post by: Rik on April 12, 2008, 10:45

Has Sandra seen this yet, Simon? I just wanted to know where to send the flowers...  ;D

Title: Re: Q&A
Post by: Sandra on April 12, 2008, 12:02

Well 1 and 2 are probably correct Rik, hes on dodgy ground with the rest though  ;D

Title: Re: Q&A
Post by: Rik on April 12, 2008, 12:15

Would you like me to hold your coat? ;D

Title: Re: Q&A
Post by: Simon on April 12, 2008, 13:20

I was going for equality!   :)x

Title: Re: Q&A
Post by: Sandra on April 13, 2008, 00:29

I dont think that men will ever be equal to women Simon  :dunno:

Title: Re: Q&A
Post by: Simon on April 13, 2008, 09:58

You're dead right, San, we will always be superior.   :devil: :devil: :)x :scoot:

Title: Re: Q&A
Post by: Rik on April 13, 2008, 10:23

It's been nice knowing you, Simon. :)

Title: Re: Q&A
Post by: mistybear on April 13, 2008, 15:03

Quote from: Simon on April 13, 2008, 09:58

You're dead right, San, we will always be superior.   :devil: :devil: :)x :scoot:

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Title: Re: Q&A
Post by: Simon on April 13, 2008, 20:31

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Title: Re: Q&A
Post by: mistybear on April 14, 2008, 09:26

If you truly believe that men are superior, than you do live in la la land.  ;)  ;D

Title: Re: Q&A
Post by: Clive on April 17, 2008, 13:53

Nice one Simon.  With you all the way Bro.   ;D

Title: Re: Q&A
Post by: Simon on April 17, 2008, 14:10

 :hee-hee:

Title: Re: Q&A
Post by: mistybear on April 17, 2008, 14:15

Only when Mrs Clive isn't around.  ;)

Title: Re: Q&A
Post by: Clive on April 17, 2008, 14:44

 :aarrgh:  You know FAR too much about me MB!