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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: mistybear on April 18, 2008, 09:23

Title: Do you believe in life after Death
Post by: mistybear on April 18, 2008, 09:23

Boss said to an employee: Do you believe in life after Death?

Employee: Certainly not! There?s no proof of it, he replied.

Boss: Well, there is now. After you left early yesterday to go to your uncle?s funeral, He came here looking for you.!!!

Title: Re: Do you believe in life after Death
Post by: Simon on April 18, 2008, 09:35

:haha:

Title: Re: Do you believe in life after Death
Post by: Camstop on April 18, 2008, 09:51

 ;D

Title: Re: Do you believe in life after Death
Post by: sam on April 18, 2008, 10:09

 :devil:

Title: Re: Do you believe in life after Death
Post by: davy51 on April 18, 2008, 12:47

 :solved: :crylaughing:

Title: Re: Do you believe in life after Death
Post by: David on April 20, 2008, 23:09

 :rofl:  :laugh:

Title: Re: Do you believe in life after Death
Post by: David on April 21, 2008, 10:12

Very close to the truth.I buried mine at least 3 times......Got the day off with sympathy  :devil:

Title: Re: Do you believe in life after Death
Post by: mistybear on April 21, 2008, 10:34

A friend of mine told that they were running out of relatives to kill off, when her daughter needed yet another day off work.  ':|

Title: Re: Do you believe in life after Death
Post by: David on April 21, 2008, 10:40

I was once so convincing that an employer (who was stinking rich) gave me £500 )to go towards the funeral... :o:

You make your mind up what I did ?

Title: Re: Do you believe in life after Death
Post by: mistybear on April 21, 2008, 11:12

Felt so guilty that you confessed............





























or went to the pub.  ;D

Title: Re: Do you believe in life after Death
Post by: David on April 21, 2008, 12:02

Something like this I got paid £60 per week for about an 80 hour week sometimes.he owned half the county and I had an old A40 ..........................dilemma.....not really


Thanks Uncle  :-X

Title: Re: Do you believe in life after Death
Post by: Simon on April 21, 2008, 12:23

Truly despicable, David.  ;D

Title: Re: Do you believe in life after Death
Post by: David on April 21, 2008, 12:27

Yes Simon have slept for the last 12 years...............forgive me father.sorry uncle for I have sinned  :devil:

Title: Re: Do you believe in life after Death
Post by: Clive on April 21, 2008, 12:43

You must have taken lessons from DelBoy.  ;D

Title: Re: Do you believe in life after Death
Post by: David on April 21, 2008, 13:55

Certainly wasn't Rodney  :o

Title: Re: Do you believe in life after Death
Post by: Simon on April 21, 2008, 14:02

I'll resist the obvious plonker jokes!  ;D

Title: Re: Do you believe in life after Death
Post by: David on April 21, 2008, 14:13

Thats refreshing,but got some real genuine mdems in the back of the van they usually retail at .24.99 to you Simon
£1.50 and a years contract with tiscali. or.......what a minute just for you..pipex,cant say fairer than that........................"Rodders get Simon one of...............

Title: Re: Do you believe in life after Death
Post by: Simon on April 21, 2008, 14:19

Get your bargain basement ISPs here today!

Title: Re: Do you believe in life after Death
Post by: David on April 21, 2008, 14:24

Some of these should come out of a yellow van Simon..................Trotters Tiscali  ASDDL

All singing Dancing   Del boy  Line  7.50 a month with speeds up to 33 rpm

Title: Re: Do you believe in life after Death
Post by: sam on April 21, 2008, 14:30

... does that include the girl in the ad?

Title: Re: Do you believe in life after Death
Post by: David on April 21, 2008, 14:43

In your case Sam sadly not,I got her,but its your turn in the wardrobe with the guy in the pants  good luck watch out for the wire hangers.....or for that matter anything hanging  :rofl:

Title: Re: Do you believe in life after Death
Post by: sam on April 21, 2008, 15:46

 :cry: ... oh well, time to take it like a man.  :crazy:

Title: Re: Do you believe in life after Death
Post by: David on April 21, 2008, 16:18

Rather you than me ship mate  :laugh: could be painful  its broadband  :)x

Title: Re: Do you believe in life after Death
Post by: Simon on April 21, 2008, 17:48

:pmsl:

Title: Re: Do you believe in life after Death
Post by: sam on April 21, 2008, 18:01

nothing wrong with a bit of broadband  :woot:

Title: Re: Do you believe in life after Death
Post by: David on April 21, 2008, 18:11

Hello, suspect here lives to close to the exchange  :-X