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Title: You May Be a Taliban if...
Post by: mistybear on April 19, 2008, 16:28
                                       You May Be a Taliban if...          Who says religious radicals aren't funny?


You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.

You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

You have more wives than teeth.

You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon "unclean."

You think vests come in two styles: bulletproof and suicide.

You can't think of anyone you have not declared Jihad against.

You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

You have ever uttered the phrase, "I love what you've done with your cave."

You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.

You bathe at least monthly whether necessary or not.

You have ever had a crush on your neighbour's goat.
Title: Re: You May Be a Taliban if...
Post by: Rik on April 19, 2008, 16:46
If it was sheep, rather than goat, we'd have a candidate, MB. :)
Title: Re: You May Be a Taliban if...
Post by: Camstop on April 19, 2008, 17:08
...You've never been asked, "Does this burka make my arse look big?
Title: Re: You May Be a Taliban if...
Post by: Rik on April 19, 2008, 17:37
That depends entirely on the size of the burka.  ;D
Title: Re: You May Be a Taliban if...
Post by: mistybear on April 20, 2008, 04:57
If it was sheep, rather than goat, we'd have a candidate, MB. :)

I can't imagine who..........  :dunno:  :)x


Where is he btw, should we send out a search party, a thorough search and leave no sheep unturned.  :baaa: :sheep:
Title: Re: You May Be a Taliban if...
Post by: Rik on April 20, 2008, 11:42
Maybe that's why he hasn't been in?  :leer:
Title: Re: You May Be a Taliban if...
Post by: mistybear on April 20, 2008, 11:44
Hmmm, I think I'll leave that one alone.  :leer:  :)x
Title: Re: You May Be a Taliban if...
Post by: Clive on April 20, 2008, 12:40
 :pmsl:  Love it! 
Title: Re: You May Be a Taliban if...
Post by: David on April 20, 2008, 23:07
That depends entirely on the size of the burka.  ;D

Or the burka wearing it....mines pink with a hint of purple  :devil:
Title: Re: You May Be a Taliban if...
Post by: sam on April 20, 2008, 23:15
now that's where my burka is.... I thought I'd left it on the bus  :blush:
Title: Re: You May Be a Taliban if...
Post by: David on April 20, 2008, 23:18
You did. i was behind you when you faced east.......nicccccccccccccccccce :)x
Title: Re: You May Be a Taliban if...
Post by: Simon on April 20, 2008, 23:30
:lol:
Title: Re: You May Be a Taliban if...
Post by: David on April 21, 2008, 00:24
Just been  out for a meal    hambuka and chips .dint like it so threw it at the Bin  :o:
Title: Re: You May Be a Taliban if...
Post by: Serenity on April 21, 2008, 12:44
Wheyy Heyy with the weather picking up it wont be long before I can start wearing my BURKINI  :leer:
Title: Re: You May Be a Taliban if...
Post by: sam on April 21, 2008, 12:47
what, do you put that over the top?
Title: Re: You May Be a Taliban if...
Post by: Serenity on April 21, 2008, 13:02
what, do you put that over the top?

My treasured Dennis Burkamp gunners T shirt  silly   :leer:
Title: Re: You May Be a Taliban if...
Post by: David on April 21, 2008, 13:54
 :haha: I have just had a vision  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: You May Be a Taliban if...
Post by: sam on April 21, 2008, 14:03
I wouldn't call that a vision, just a nightmare.  :devil:
Title: Re: You May Be a Taliban if...
Post by: Simon on April 21, 2008, 14:05
So have I!  :boobies:
Title: Re: You May Be a Taliban if...
Post by: David on April 21, 2008, 14:07
Prefer yours to mine Simon,hat or no hat   :devil:
Title: Re: You May Be a Taliban if...
Post by: sam on April 21, 2008, 14:07
 :laugh: