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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: mistybear on April 19, 2008, 16:28
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You May Be a Taliban if... Who says religious radicals aren't funny?
You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.
You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
You have more wives than teeth.
You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon "unclean."
You think vests come in two styles: bulletproof and suicide.
You can't think of anyone you have not declared Jihad against.
You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
You have ever uttered the phrase, "I love what you've done with your cave."
You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.
You bathe at least monthly whether necessary or not.
You have ever had a crush on your neighbour's goat.
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If it was sheep, rather than goat, we'd have a candidate, MB. :)
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...You've never been asked, "Does this burka make my arse look big?
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That depends entirely on the size of the burka. ;D
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If it was sheep, rather than goat, we'd have a candidate, MB. :)
I can't imagine who.......... :dunno: :)x
Where is he btw, should we send out a search party, a thorough search and leave no sheep unturned. :baaa: :sheep:
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Maybe that's why he hasn't been in? :leer:
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Hmmm, I think I'll leave that one alone. :leer: :)x
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:pmsl: Love it!
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That depends entirely on the size of the burka. ;D
Or the burka wearing it....mines pink with a hint of purple :devil:
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now that's where my burka is.... I thought I'd left it on the bus :blush:
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You did. i was behind you when you faced east.......nicccccccccccccccccce :)x
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:lol:
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Just been out for a meal hambuka and chips .dint like it so threw it at the Bin :o:
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Wheyy Heyy with the weather picking up it wont be long before I can start wearing my BURKINI :leer:
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what, do you put that over the top?
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what, do you put that over the top?
My treasured Dennis Burkamp gunners T shirt silly :leer:
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:haha: I have just had a vision :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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I wouldn't call that a vision, just a nightmare. :devil:
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So have I! :boobies:
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Prefer yours to mine Simon,hat or no hat :devil:
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:laugh: