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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Clive on May 20, 2008, 12:54

Title: 13 Things You Won't Hear At The Daytona 500
Post by: Clive on May 20, 2008, 12:54

13) "None for me thanks. That Skoal will do a number on your teeth."
12) "Tampax! Get 'cha Tampax here!"
11) "Hey, shut up! I can't hear the race."
10) "Sex with your sister!? Man, that's sick."
9) "My GOD, this is a splendid Merlot!"
8) "Hey, you with the large breasts -- out of the way! We're trying to watch a
race here!"
7) "Chesterton, be a good lad and retrieve the Wall Street Journal from my
attaché case, then fetch me some clotted cream for my scone."
6) "What a coincidence, Hank -- all my friends are boycotting Hooters, too!"
5) "These are even better seats than we had for the Lionel Richie concert!"
4) "Good morning, Mr. Trickle. We at 'Depends' understand you're looking for a
new corporate sponsor..."
3) "Whew! No more beer for me, fellas..."
2) "Filling in for Dale 'the intimidator' Earnhardt today is substitute
driver, Michael 'Lord of the Dance' Flatley."
1) "...and now, singing our national anthem -- international recording artist
Boy George!"

Title: Re: 13 Things You Won't Hear At The Daytona 500
Post by: Rik on May 20, 2008, 15:07

;D Especially 1...

Title: Re: 13 Things You Won't Hear At The Daytona 500
Post by: mistybear on May 23, 2008, 13:25

I don't know, Rik. I think he would do a lovely job.  ;D

Quote from: Clive on May 20, 2008, 12:54

9) "My GOD, this is a splendid Merlot!"

Hey, Lona goes to Daytona!  ;D

Title: Re: 13 Things You Won't Hear At The Daytona 500
Post by: davy51 on May 24, 2008, 13:50

you didnt know that at one time Boy George played a red neck bar lol

Yep he was behind the chicken wire lol

Title: Re: 13 Things You Won't Hear At The Daytona 500
Post by: mistybear on May 24, 2008, 14:05

I don't think chicken wire would much protection.  :o