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Title: How to stop choking - Aussie Style
Post by: Serenity on June 12, 2008, 22:29
 A woman sitting in an Adelaide Pub suddenly began to cough.

 After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress,

 and two locals, Bluey and Bazza sitting at the next table turned to look
 at her.



 Ken ya swaller? Asked Bluey



 The woman signalled 'No!', desperately shaking her head.



 Kin ya breathe?' asked Bazza. The woman shook her head No!!!



 With that, Bluey walked behind her, lifted up the back of her dress,

 yanked down her knickers and ran his tongue up and down the crack of

 her butt.



 This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm that the obstruction

 flew out of her mouth and she began to breathe again.



 Bluey swaggered back to his table and took a deep swig of his beer.



 Bazza said in admiration 'Ya know Bluey, I'd heard of that bloody

 Hind Lick Manoeuvre, but that's the first time I ever seen

 somebody do it.'   :o


 :)x
Title: Re: How to stop choking - Aussie Style
Post by: gmax on June 13, 2008, 04:04
Im sure it would work ;D
Title: Re: How to stop choking - Aussie Style
Post by: Clive on June 13, 2008, 08:30
 :pmsl:
Title: Re: How to stop choking - Aussie Style
Post by: Simon on June 13, 2008, 09:38
 :)x
Title: Re: How to stop choking - Aussie Style
Post by: Baz on June 13, 2008, 19:27
you could get the same effect when your dog sneaks up and whacks its wet cold nose on you
Title: Re: How to stop choking - Aussie Style
Post by: Simon on June 13, 2008, 21:17
Got something to tell us, Baz?   ;D
Title: Re: How to stop choking - Aussie Style
Post by: Baz on June 13, 2008, 22:10
 :o:
Title: Re: How to stop choking - Aussie Style
Post by: Michelle on June 13, 2008, 23:29
HAHAHAHAHAH!
Title: Re: How to stop choking - Aussie Style
Post by: David on June 19, 2008, 17:16
Got something to tell us, Baz?   ;D
:crylaughing:
Title: Re: How to stop choking - Aussie Style
Post by: mistybear on June 20, 2008, 13:31
Im sure it would work ;D

Being from Adelaide you'd know, gmax.  ;D
Title: Re: How to stop choking - Aussie Style
Post by: gmax on June 20, 2008, 13:41
naturally  :o:
Title: Re: How to stop choking - Aussie Style
Post by: mistybear on June 20, 2008, 13:46
ooooww, I go all goosie looking at that quivering nose of yours, that would probably do the trick as well.  ;)
Title: Re: How to stop choking - Aussie Style
Post by: gmax on June 20, 2008, 14:05
ooooww, I go all goosie looking at that quivering nose of yours, that would probably do the trick as well.  ;)

I'm ready :tongue:
Title: Re: How to stop choking - Aussie Style
Post by: David on June 20, 2008, 14:24
ooooww, I go all goosie looking at that quivering nose of yours, that would probably do the trick as well.  ;)
:)x :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: How to stop choking - Aussie Style
Post by: Serenity on June 20, 2008, 16:51
ooooww, I go all goosie looking at that quivering nose of yours, that would probably do the trick as well.  ;)



 :naughty:    :haha:
Title: Re: How to stop choking - Aussie Style
Post by: mistybear on June 21, 2008, 05:51
 o:)