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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Serenity on June 22, 2008, 12:06

Title: Beware and protect yourself!
Post by: Serenity on June 22, 2008, 12:06

For all the lazy ******** out there  :o:


There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally and by hand.

This virus is called Weary-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK).

If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT.

This virus will wipe out your private life completely.

If you should come into contact with WORK, put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest Proscription Utilisation Building (PUB) or Health Optimizing Treatment Enhancing Location (HOTEL).

Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER).

Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system  :leer:

Title: Re: Beware and protect yourself!
Post by: Simon on June 22, 2008, 12:57

 :)x

Title: Re: Beware and protect yourself!
Post by: chorleydave on June 22, 2008, 17:18

Well, it has been said that work is the curse of the drinking class.