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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Clive on July 01, 2008, 09:33

Title: archaeologist
Post by: Clive on July 01, 2008, 09:33
An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a casket containing a mummy. After examining it, he called the curator of a prestigious natural history museum.

"I've just discovered a 3,000 year old mummy of a man who died of heart failure!" the excited scientist exclaimed.

To which the curator replied, "Bring him in. We'll check it out."

A week later, the amazed curator called the archaeologist. "You were right about the mummy's age and cause of death. How in the world did you know?"

"Simple...there was a piece of paper in his hand that said - put me down for 10,000 Shekels on Goliath'."
Title: Re: archaeologist
Post by: Simon on July 01, 2008, 09:35
 ;D
Title: Re: archaeologist
Post by: mistybear on July 28, 2008, 09:58
 ;D