PC Pals Forum

General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Clive on July 15, 2008, 16:54

Title: The blonde mortician
Post by: Clive on July 15, 2008, 16:54
 A man who just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an
expensive, expertly tailored black suit.
 
The female blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would
like the body dressed. She points out that the man does look good in
the black suit he is already wearing.
 
The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked
his best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit. She gives the
blonde mortician a blank check and says, 'I don't care what it costs,
but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing.'

The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight, she finds
her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk
stripe; the suit fits him perfectly.

She says to the mortician, 'Whatever this cost, I'm very satisfied.
You did an excellent job and I' m very grateful. How much did you
spend?' To her astonishment, the blonde mortician presents her with
the blank check.
 
'There's no charge,' she says.

'No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue
suit!' she says.
 
'Honestly, ma'am,' the blonde says, 'it cost nothing. You see, a
deceased gentleman of about your husband's size was brought in shortly
after you left yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive blue suit.
I asked his wife if she minded him going to his grave wearing a black
suit instead, and she said it made no difference as long as he looked
nice.'
 
 
'So I just switched the heads.'
 
Title: Re: The blonde mortician
Post by: Rik on July 15, 2008, 17:26
Probably a case of TMI. :)
Title: Re: The blonde mortician
Post by: Clive on July 15, 2008, 20:36
Oh yes!   ;D
Title: Re: The blonde mortician
Post by: David on July 15, 2008, 20:50
 :thumbs: :laugh:
Title: Re: The blonde mortician
Post by: Simon on July 15, 2008, 23:10
:lol:
Title: Re: The blonde mortician
Post by: mistybear on July 28, 2008, 11:07
 :haha:   Didn't see that one coming.