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Title: Classifieds from the local papers.
Post by: Clive on July 16, 2008, 10:01


FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little b*****d. Bites!

FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

FREE PUPPIES.. Mother, AKC German Shepherd. Father, Super Dog...able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat. Been out a while. Better be a big reward.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale.

NORDIC TRACK £300 Hardly used, call Chubby.

GEORGIA PEACHES California grown - 95p /lb.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer £300.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE . Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.

FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition. £1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, Got married three months ago. Wife knows everything
Title: Re: Classifieds from the local papers.
Post by: Simon on July 16, 2008, 10:44
:lol:
Title: Re: Classifieds from the local papers.
Post by: Rik on July 16, 2008, 16:38
 :thumbs:
Title: Re: Classifieds from the local papers.
Post by: David on July 16, 2008, 21:56
Everyone a beaut  :laugh: :pmsl:
Title: Re: Classifieds from the local papers.
Post by: GillE on July 16, 2008, 22:49
Saw one in our local rag today:

For sale: large dog kennel £40.  Never used, although slightly damaged by dog teeth marks on one corner.

Well, it made me smile.
Title: Re: Classifieds from the local papers.
Post by: mistybear on July 28, 2008, 11:35
 :haha:

(https://www.pc-pals.com/smf/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi70.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fi84%2Fmistybear_2006%2FAdvert-2.jpg&hash=8e8a4b6965fe0bdc36b13d4cc4158de83b3c0be6)
Title: Re: Classifieds from the local papers.
Post by: Simon on July 28, 2008, 15:22
 :laugh:
Title: Re: Classifieds from the local papers.
Post by: mistybear on July 28, 2008, 15:40
One more for dog lovers.

(https://www.pc-pals.com/smf/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi70.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fi84%2Fmistybear_2006%2Fdogposter-1.jpg&hash=2f5ac5f418daada07477c38ecd912f6543e20064)
Title: Re: Classifieds from the local papers.
Post by: Simon on July 28, 2008, 16:04
 :devil:
Title: Re: Classifieds from the local papers.
Post by: GillE on July 28, 2008, 17:38
 :o