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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Serenity on August 03, 2008, 08:54
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Men Are Just Happier People -- What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can never be pregnant.
You don't get cramps every month.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress £1000. Tux rental - £50.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is £8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one colour for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier! :slug:
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Your underwear is £8.95 for a three-pack.
What?? I'd expect a dozen for that sort of money! :woot:
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All so true :o: :o:
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:damnit: It's so bloody unfair.!!!!! :bawl:
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
When I go to visit my mother, I shop, cook, clean, do the gardening, take her everywhere to buy the exact furniture she needs, fix her TV, VCR, DVD Player, Stereo, make her tapes, and re-organise all of her cupboards.
All my brother has to do is show up, sit on his ar*e and get waited upon. And he is the best thing since sliced chocolate. :slug:
Oh, and they don't go through MENopause. (https://www.pc-pals.com/smf/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg84.echo.cx%2Fimg84%2F2518%2Fhissyfit8wr.gif&hash=0216cef2e7f22864c804ab43e14204e832183e16)
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You get chocolate in slices? :)x
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:shuddup: Bloody men. :bartmoon:
Well, sliced chocolate is a whole lot better than boring old sliced bread. ;D
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:haha:
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:shuddup: Bloody men. :bartmoon:
Well, sliced chocolate is a whole lot better than boring old sliced bread. ;D
Its cheaper too
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the best thing since sliced chocolate. :slug:
mmmmmmm sliced chocolate :icon_mrgreen:
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That bit about the bolt turning isn't always true. I have several busted up knuckles from this afternoon to prove it. :-\ The rest is pretty close though. :thumbs:
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All this talk about chocolate, and why don't they make sliced chocolate anyway. :dunno:
We should have a Poll, on, what is your favourite chocolate.
Me, I love white chocolate.
And for those who say that it isn't real chocolate. :bartmoon: :life:
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Cadbury's Dairy Milk for me. Don't like all that posh Belgian muck. :ack:
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Voting enabled. Go back to beginning of thread for poll. I voted for plain (dark) chocolate.
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I like the fact we can only select 10 options - out of 3! ;D
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Is dark the same as plain?
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Gotta say I'm in the camp that regards white 'chocolate' as a disgusting, inedible concoction completely unrelated to the proper stuff. Sorry, MB. As for the rest of it... who cares if it's plain, milk, Belgian, kosher or halal? Just gimme!
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Yes Bob, plain chocolate is the dark one, milk is the lighter shade of brown and white chocolate is white (or probably more like cream coloured) :)
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plain :thumbs:
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Always liked dark. I never could do it myself, but dad use to go and pick up a bar of baker's chocolate to naw on.
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Here, yes. :)
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Gotta say I'm in the camp that regards white 'chocolate' as a disgusting, inedible concoction completely unrelated to the proper stuff. Sorry, MB. As for the rest of it... who cares if it's plain, milk, Belgian, kosher or halal? Just gimme!
It's all personal taste, Gill. :D Whether you consider it "real" chocolate or not, doesn't really matter, I just love it! ;D
I only used to like dark chocolate, and I never really liked sweet things at all. Then I stopped drinking, and I have craved sweet things ever since. I think white chocolate combine two loves, chocolate and ice cream. (https://www.pc-pals.com/smf/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg118.exs.cx%2Fimg118%2F7124%2Ff8nicecream.gif&hash=89a4766b02a72ea8e3dc00938c031481ac2ae3d9)