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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Clive on August 18, 2008, 07:59

Title: Petrol Crisis
Post by: Clive on August 18, 2008, 07:59

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the motorway. Nothing is moving.
Suddenly a man knocks on the window.

   The driver rolls down his window and asks, 'What's going on?'

   'Terrorists down the road have kidnapped Gordon Brown, Alistair Darling,   David Miliband and Jack Straw.

   They're asking for a £10 million ransom.  Otherwise they're going to douse    them with petrol and set them on fire.

   We're going from car to car, taking up a collection.'

   The driver asks, 'How much is everyone giving, on average?'

   'Most people are giving about a gallon.'

Title: Re: Petrol Crisis
Post by: Simon on August 18, 2008, 13:45

 :thumbs:

Title: Re: Petrol Crisis
Post by: mistybear on August 18, 2008, 14:01

 :lol: