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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Camstop on August 24, 2008, 09:22

Title: Wee Johnny
Post by: Camstop on August 24, 2008, 09:22

Teacher: "Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?"
Wee Johnny: "None."

Teacher: "Listen carefully: Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?"

Wee Johnny: "None."

Teacher: "Can you explain that answer?"

Wee Johnny: "One is shot, the others fly away. There are none left."

Teacher: "Well, that isn't the correct answer, but I like the way you think"

Wee Johnny: "Teacher, can I ask a question?"

Teacher: "Sure."

Wee Johnny: "There are three women at the ice cream shop. One is licking, one is biting and one is sooking her ice cream cone. Which one is married?"

Teacher: "The one sooking the cone."

Wee Johnny; "No. The one with the wedding ring on, but I like the way you think."


Old but  :thumbs:

Title: Re: Wee Johnny
Post by: mistybear on August 24, 2008, 09:41

 :haha:

Title: Re: Wee Johnny
Post by: Rik on August 24, 2008, 10:29

Quote from: Camstop on August 24, 2008, 09:22

Old but  :thumbs:

Aren't we all. ;D

Title: Re: Wee Johnny
Post by: Simon on August 24, 2008, 12:00

Speak for yourself, birthday boy!  ;D

Title: Re: Wee Johnny
Post by: Clive on August 24, 2008, 12:32

Oh happy birthday Rik!   ;D :drink:

Title: Re: Wee Johnny
Post by: Rik on August 24, 2008, 12:51

Thanks, Clive. Now, where did I put my bus pass... :)

Title: Re: Wee Johnny
Post by: Clive on August 24, 2008, 13:46

I applied for mine nearly 3 weeks ago.   ;D

Title: Re: Wee Johnny
Post by: Rik on August 24, 2008, 14:59

You can remember that far back?? ;D

Title: Re: Wee Johnny
Post by: Clive on August 24, 2008, 15:08

Struggling these days Rik.   :D

Title: Re: Wee Johnny
Post by: Rik on August 24, 2008, 15:12

It's when you begin to forget where you've put the post-its that you know you're in trouble. :)

Title: Re: Wee Johnny
Post by: Simon on August 24, 2008, 15:47

Or what you've put in the post!  ;D

Title: Re: Wee Johnny
Post by: Rik on August 24, 2008, 15:58

I thought that was normal?  :o