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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Simon on September 13, 2008, 21:55
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We always hear 'the rules' from the female side. Now here are the Rules from the male side. There are our rules:-
Please note.... these are all numbered '1' ON PURPOSE!
1. Breasts are for looking at and that is why we do it. Don't try to change that.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Saturday = Sports. Its like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. and no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
1. If you think you are fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what Mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing', we will act like nothings wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.
1. Don't ask us what we are thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics and Sex, Sport, or Cars.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.
1. Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that, its like camping.
Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh.
Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them an education. ;D :scoot:
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Please note.... these are all numbered '1' ON PURPOSE!
Because you are only allowed one. You put forward suggestions and we get to pick the one that you are allowed to keep. Fair enough. :thumbs:
I'm sports mad so this is easy. ;) ;D
1. Saturday = Sports. Its like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
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Because you are only allowed one. You put forward suggestions and we get to pick the one that you are allowed to keep. Fair enough. :thumbs:
:dreamon: ;D
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Simon to succeed Gordon Brown in the forthcoming election X gets my vote every time ;D ;D
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:dreamon: ;D
:boobies:
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Well if you are going to blackmail me..................sorry Simon MB gets it :)x
Dont ask what has she got that you havnt ;D
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:rofl: That has got to be the
truest funniest post i've read in ages :)x
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Well if you are going to blackmail me..................sorry Simon MB gets it :)x
Dont ask what has she got that you havnt ;D
Charm, intelligence, beauty......... and big :boobies:
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A vote winner every time, MB! :haha:
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I have always offered my support on this topic :o:
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Don't listen, MB, he can't be truss-ted. ;)
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Just like keeping abreast of things....... :devil:
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I think he's a little nuts. :o:
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Over to you Simon :crazy: :woot:
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Run. ;D :scoot:
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Reminds me of that joke about, what one saggy boob said to the other...... ;)
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I remember it well. :)
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Wait for me Rik :scoot:
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Reminds me of that joke about, what one saggy boob said to the other...... ;)
I dont ???
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It was here only a few days ago, David, try a quick search. ;)
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I cant the wifes gone to her sisters ;D
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What did one saggy boob say to the other?
Better perk up, or they'll think we're nuts. :o:
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>:( and I was hanging around for this ;D
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Well, I thought it was funny! ;D
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I take thse things very seriously Simon :devil: :devil:
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I take whatever I'm given and show proper gratitude... :o:
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:thumbs: :thumbs: ditto :laugh:
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>:( and I was hanging around for this ;D
And for you.... :bartmoon:
Well, I thought it was funny! ;D
Our shared sense of humour is special, and often misunderstood. And for those who obviously are without a sense of humour, please refer to Funny Pictures, Reply #494 :o:
I take whatever I'm given and show proper gratitude... :o:
A true gentleman. May your gratitude be blessed with many..... :boobies:
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Amen to that. ;D
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Verily. o:)
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:rofl: That has got to be the truest funniest post i've read in ages :)x
I'll second that ;D