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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: mistybear on September 15, 2008, 13:09
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Somebody said it takes about six weeks to get back to normal after you've had a baby .. somebody doesn't know that once you're a mother, "Normal" is history.
Somebody said you learn how to be a mother by instinct... somebody never took a young child shopping.
Somebody said being a mother is boring ... somebody never rode in a car driven by a teenager with a driver's permit.
Somebody said if you're a "good" mother, your child will "turn out good"...somebody thinks a child comes with directions and a guarantee.
Somebody said "good" mothers never raise their voices ... somebody never came out the back door just in time to see her child hit a golf ball through the neighbor's kitchen window.
Somebody said you don't need an education to be a mother... somebody never helped a fourth grader with her school project.
Somebody said you can't love the fifth child as much as you love the first...somebody doesn't have five children.
Somebody said a mother can find all the answers to her child-rearing questions in the books ... somebody never had a child stuff beans up her nose or in her ears.
Somebody said the hardest part of being a mother is labor and delivery...somebody never watched her "baby "get on the bus for the first day of kindergarten .. or on a plane headed for military "boot camp."
Somebody said a mother can do her job with her eyes closed and one hand tied behind her back .. somebody never organized seven giggling
Girl Scouts to sell cookies.
Somebody said a mother can stop worrying after her child gets married...somebody doesn't know that marriage adds a new son or daughter-in-law to a mother's heartstrings.
Somebody said a mother's job is done when her last child leaves home... somebody never had grandchildren.
Somebody said your mother knows you love her, so you don't need to tell her....somebody isn't a mother.
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Very Motherly, MB. ;)
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A friend's daughter has just had a baby. Some interesting times ahead, for both of them. :D
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A friend's daughter has just had a baby. Some interesting times ahead, for both of them. :D
My daughter has recently had a baby too and I can see she is already falling under 1 or 2 of those catagories! :laugh: :-X
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Somebody said a mother's job is done when her last child leaves home... somebody never had grandchildren.
Very very true! Applies to dads too. ;)
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My daughter has recently had a baby too and I can see she is already falling under 1 or 2 of those catagories! :laugh: :-X
Congratulations Granma. :thumbs: ;D
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Wear it with pride Serenity. ;D
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Congratulations Granma. :thumbs: ;D
Can I add my congratulatins to MBs Serenity.....happy days ;)